"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...

> And soap. No one in their right mind would wash dishes *with soap* and
> attempt to "steam" foil wrapped fish in the dishwasher at the same time.
> I'm sure we can all agree on that.
>
> Jill

I can't imagine why anyone would bother, can you?

Cheri

On 1/20/2016 12:52 AM, Cheri wrote:
>
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>> And soap. No one in their right mind would wash dishes *with soap*
>> and attempt to "steam" foil wrapped fish in the dishwasher at the same
>> time. I'm sure we can all agree on that.
>>
>> Jill
>
> I can't imagine why anyone would bother, can you?
>
> Cheri

No, I can't. I've heard of it but it seems so silly (and a waste of
water!).

Jill

In article >, says...
>
> On 1/20/2016 12:52 AM, Cheri wrote:
> >
> > "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >
> >> And soap. No one in their right mind would wash dishes *with soap*
> >> and attempt to "steam" foil wrapped fish in the dishwasher at the same
> >> time. I'm sure we can all agree on that.
> >>
> >> Jill
> >
> > I can't imagine why anyone would bother, can you?
> >
> > Cheri
>
> No, I can't. I've heard of it but it seems so silly (and a waste of
> water!).
>
> Jill

Long ago a Glasgow journalist wrote an account of her husband "cooking
a salmon in the dishwasher" which he set out to prove was possible. It
went something like this;

Husband neglected to wrap the salmon in foil, puts a whole fish in the
machine and turns it on. The program was so long the fish disintegrated
and blocked the filter so the machine couldn't empty.

He managed to open the door releasing a flood of water and bits of
salmon into the kitchen. While he fetched the floor mop, the family dog
gobbled as much salmon as possible; husband returns and shouts swearily
at dog; dog runs up stairs, meeting someone rushing down to see what the
shouting is about; dog turns round and vomits copiously down the stairs.

Janet UK

On 1/20/2016 12:33 PM, Janet wrote:
> Long ago a Glasgow journalist wrote an account of her husband "cooking
> a salmon in the dishwasher" which he set out to prove was possible. It
> went something like this;
>
> Husband neglected to wrap the salmon in foil, puts a whole fish in the
> machine and turns it on. The program was so long the fish disintegrated
> and blocked the filter so the machine couldn't empty.
>
> He managed to open the door releasing a flood of water and bits of
> salmon into the kitchen. While he fetched the floor mop, the family dog
> gobbled as much salmon as possible; husband returns and shouts swearily
> at dog; dog runs up stairs, meeting someone rushing down to see what the
> shouting is about; dog turns round and vomits copiously down the stairs.
>
> Janet UK
>
Gee, that sounds like the smart and fun way to do things!

I don't steam fish nor do I poach fish. But I can assure you, if I did,
it would not be in the dishwasher.

Jill

jmcquown wrote:
>
> I don't steam fish nor do I poach fish. But I can assure you, if I did,
> it would not be in the dishwasher.

it was dumb guess and I'm sure he never actually tried it.

I like my (sal****er fish) cooked simple.

Fillet the fish
Coat with thin layer of mayo (it melts right on and doesn't show)
Sprinkle with minced onion and then a squeeze of lemon

Broil just for a few minutes until fish turn opaque and onions are
browned.

Simple and YUM

Gary wrote:
> Coat with thin layer of mayo (it melts right on and doesn't show)
> Sprinkle with minced onion and then a squeeze of lemon

Does Mia like that?

On Wednesday, January 20, 2016 at 12:22:25 PM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
> >
> > I don't steam fish nor do I poach fish. But I can assure you, if I did,
> > it would not be in the dishwasher.
>
> it was dumb guess and I'm sure he never actually tried it.
>
> I like my (sal****er fish) cooked simple.
>
> Fillet the fish
> Coat with thin layer of mayo (it melts right on and doesn't show)
> Sprinkle with minced onion and then a squeeze of lemon
>
> Broil just for a few minutes until fish turn opaque and onions are
> browned.
>
> Simple and YUM

All the talk of vomit was starting to gross me out, but your fish post
did what vomit alone could not.

--Bryan

On 1/22/2016 12:41 PM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> All the talk of vomit was starting to gross me out, but

But then you gurgled up a pop tart back in your mouth and it was all
good again...

MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> your fish post
> did what vomit alone could not.
>
> --Bryan

Your anus is a prolapsed place of *** worship.