"Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
...
> Ophelia wrote:
>
>> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > Ophelia wrote:
>> >
>> >> "Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> news >> >> > On Thu, 2 Jul 2015 11:29:22 -0500, Sqwertz >
>> >> > wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>On Thu, 02 Jul 2015 10:32:04 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> I never buy the cut up fruit in the store, It is downright
>> >> >>> terrible,
>> >> >>> never ripe, never flavorful.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>That's Julie's only option when it comes to melons. They're too
>> >> >>messy
>> >> >>to cut herself (that was her epic troll from 4 or so years ago)
>> >> >
>> >> > Ah, melongate! I do hope you informed the authorities. We can't let
>> >> > this go on!
>> >>
>> >> Isn't it wonderful when comments from 4 years ago are so treasured.
>> >
>> >
>> > That's what Hitler said in April 1945, Ms. O ...
>> >
>> > <chuckle>
>>
>> ?? Could it be .... nooooo he can't be that old...
>
>
> ;-)
>
> Yesterday, Ms. O, a woman* referred to me as "the worst person in the
> world", so I am in exclusive company, I guess...

Oh dear ...


> [PS: per your query about Donald Trump in another thread, when you Google
> "Worst person in world history", you will get the "usual suspects" - AND
> Donald Trump!]

Trump is in that list??? Oh my!

> I had earlier referred to her a "fishwife", she replying "What's THAT!?",
> to which *I* replied, "Look it up..."
>
> ;-P
>

LOL good retort I didn't realise that was in use in US)


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On 7/5/2015 1:20 PM, Ophelia wrote:
>
>
> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Ophelia wrote:
>>
>>> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>> > Ophelia wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> "Bruce" > wrote in message
>>> >> news >>> >> > On Thu, 2 Jul 2015 11:29:22 -0500, Sqwertz
>>> >
>>> >> > wrote:
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>On Thu, 02 Jul 2015 10:32:04 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>> I never buy the cut up fruit in the store, It is downright
>>> >> >>> terrible,
>>> >> >>> never ripe, never flavorful.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>That's Julie's only option when it comes to melons. They're too
>>> >> >>messy
>>> >> >>to cut herself (that was her epic troll from 4 or so years ago)
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Ah, melongate! I do hope you informed the authorities. We can't let
>>> >> > this go on!
>>> >>
>>> >> Isn't it wonderful when comments from 4 years ago are so treasured.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > That's what Hitler said in April 1945, Ms. O ...
>>> >
>>> > <chuckle>
>>>
>>> ?? Could it be .... nooooo he can't be that old...
>>
>>
>> ;-)
>>
>> Yesterday, Ms. O, a woman* referred to me as "the worst person in the
>> world", so I am in exclusive company, I guess...
>
> Oh dear ...
>
>
>> [PS: per your query about Donald Trump in another thread, when you
>> Google
>> "Worst person in world history", you will get the "usual suspects" - AND
>> Donald Trump!]
>
> Trump is in that list??? Oh my!

Number of genocides he is responsible for?

ZERO.

Ophelia wrote:

> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Ophelia wrote:
> >
> >> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >> > Ophelia wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> "Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >> news > >> >> > On Thu, 2 Jul 2015 11:29:22 -0500, Sqwertz >
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>On Thu, 02 Jul 2015 10:32:04 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>> I never buy the cut up fruit in the store, It is downright
> >> >> >>> terrible,
> >> >> >>> never ripe, never flavorful.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>That's Julie's only option when it comes to melons. They're too
> >> >> >>messy
> >> >> >>to cut herself (that was her epic troll from 4 or so years ago)
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Ah, melongate! I do hope you informed the authorities. We can't let
> >> >> > this go on!
> >> >>
> >> >> Isn't it wonderful when comments from 4 years ago are so treasured.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > That's what Hitler said in April 1945, Ms. O ...
> >> >
> >> > <chuckle>
> >>
> >> ?? Could it be .... nooooo he can't be that old...
> >
> >
> > ;-)
> >
> > Yesterday, Ms. O, a woman* referred to me as "the worst person in the
> > world", so I am in exclusive company, I guess...
>
> Oh dear ...
>
>
> > [PS: per your query about Donald Trump in another thread, when you Google
> > "Worst person in world history", you will get the "usual suspects" - AND
> > Donald Trump!]
>
> Trump is in that list??? Oh my!


He is not evil, per se, but he is not real popular here at the moment...

>
> > I had earlier referred to her a "fishwife", she replying "What's THAT!?",
> > to which *I* replied, "Look it up..."
> >
> > ;-P
> >
>
> LOL good retort I didn't realise that was in use in US)


It's not, but it's one of my favorite maledictions...

;-)


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"Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
...
> Ophelia wrote:
>
>> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > Ophelia wrote:
>> >
>> >> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
>> >> ...
>> >> > Ophelia wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> "Bruce" > wrote in message
>> >> >> news >> >> >> > On Thu, 2 Jul 2015 11:29:22 -0500, Sqwertz
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>On Thu, 02 Jul 2015 10:32:04 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>> I never buy the cut up fruit in the store, It is downright
>> >> >> >>> terrible,
>> >> >> >>> never ripe, never flavorful.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>That's Julie's only option when it comes to melons. They're too
>> >> >> >>messy
>> >> >> >>to cut herself (that was her epic troll from 4 or so years ago)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Ah, melongate! I do hope you informed the authorities. We can't
>> >> >> > let
>> >> >> > this go on!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Isn't it wonderful when comments from 4 years ago are so treasured.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > That's what Hitler said in April 1945, Ms. O ...
>> >> >
>> >> > <chuckle>
>> >>
>> >> ?? Could it be .... nooooo he can't be that old...
>> >
>> >
>> > ;-)
>> >
>> > Yesterday, Ms. O, a woman* referred to me as "the worst person in the
>> > world", so I am in exclusive company, I guess...
>>
>> Oh dear ...
>>
>>
>> > [PS: per your query about Donald Trump in another thread, when you
>> > Google
>> > "Worst person in world history", you will get the "usual suspects" -
>> > AND
>> > Donald Trump!]
>>
>> Trump is in that list??? Oh my!
>
>
> He is not evil, per se, but he is not real popular here at the moment...
>
>>
>> > I had earlier referred to her a "fishwife", she replying "What's
>> > THAT!?",
>> > to which *I* replied, "Look it up..."
>> >
>> > ;-P
>> >
>>
>> LOL good retort I didn't realise that was in use in US)
>
>
> It's not, but it's one of my favorite maledictions...
>
> ;-)

LOL

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On 7/3/2015 12:14 PM, sf wrote:

> I have never figured out why people say that. I'm not real good with smarts.
The waddle is a curious bitch,
(with one leg fat and 'tother fatter,)
and loves to gallop round the hills
and frolic mid'st the daffodils
and eat the flowering clover.
But should it turn the other way,
you will notice with dismay, it is feeding its face from the fridge.
Waddle waddle waddle.

Watermelon pickles (from the rind) are really good. My granny used to make them.

N.

On 7/10/2015 3:13 PM, Troll Disposal Service wrote:
> On 7/3/2015 12:14 PM, sf wrote:
>
>> I have never figured out why people say that. I'm not real good with
>> smarts.
> The waddle is
**** off, luzer Q!



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On 7/3/2015 12:15 PM, sf wrote:
A little while ago, I heard someone complaining about the fact that his
woman will not give him head. They’re having sex, and he’s going down on
her, but getting no reciprocity. My first thought upon hearing this was:

“They still make these?! I thought women who don’t give head went
extinct about 10 years ago…Sometime around the release of Lil’ Kim’s
second album.”

This led me to deliver some tough love, Leon-style. I told the brother
that it is a bad thing to date a woman who says she won’t perform
fellatio. Her statement could be a warning sign for impending
disaster. Here’s why:

 - She just might be a selfish motherf*cker.

- Most women who are really into sombody are willing to try new
things(legal and not too painful)Â in order to please her man, if he’s
handling his business. It’s safe to assume she likes you if you two
are having sex, but it’s also safe to assume that she’s not 100% into
you if she’s not willing to go down on you.

- If she is already talking about what she won’t do in the early stages
of a relationship, imagine what things are going to be like if you
marry this woman. You will be negotiating and bartering for the same ol’
no-head-giving, in-house pu**y for the rest of your natural life!

On 7/26/2015 12:33 PM, Troll Disposal Service wrote:
> “They still make these?!

http://townhall.com/columnists/johnh...2995/page/full

1) “Many of you are well enough off that the tax cuts may have helped
you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably
going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take
things away from you on behalf of the common good.” – Hillary Clinton

2) “Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses
that create jobs.” -- Hillary Clinton

3) “You know, we can’t keep talking about our dependence on foreign oil
and the need to deal with global warming and the challenge that it poses
to our climate and to God’s creation and just let business as usual go
on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people.” –
Hillary Clinton

4) “I can’t worry about every undercapitalized business” — Hillary
Clinton testifying before Congress on the effects of Nationalized Health
Care.

5) “Yes, we've cut the maternal mortality rate in half, but far too many
women are still denied critical access to reproductive health care and
safe childbirth, and laws don't count for much if they're not enforced.
Rights have to exist in practice — not just on paper. Laws have to be
backed up with resources and political will. And deep-seated cultural
codes, religious beliefs and structural biases have to be changed.” –
Hillary Clinton

6) "We are at a stage in history in which remolding society is one of
the great challenges facing all of us in the West." -- Hillary Clinton
per Barbara Olson's Hell to Pay: The Unfolding Story of Hillary Rodham
Clinton

7) "There are rich people everywhere. And yet they do not contribute to
the growth of their own countries.....They don't invest in public
schools, in public hospitals, in other kinds of development internally."
– Hillary Clinton

8) "No. We just can't trust the American people to make those types of
choices ... Government has to make those choices for people." – Hillary
Clinton

9) "If you have guns in your home, tell your parents to keep them away
from you and your friends and your little brothers and sisters." --
Hillary Clinton to middle school students

10) "I also believe that every new handgun sale or transfer should be
registered in a national registry..." -- Hillary Clinton

11) "I think again we’re way out of balance. We’ve got to rein in what
has become almost an article of faith that almost anybody can have a gun
anywhere at any time. And I don’t believe that is in the best interest
of the vast majority of people." -- Hillary Clinton

12) "We came out of the White House not only dead-broke, but in debt. We
had no money when we got there and we struggled to piece together the
resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea's education. It was not
easy." – Hillary Clinton

13) “I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some
kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with
our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.” — Hillary
Clinton makes up a ridiculous, untrue story about her trip to Bosnia.

14) “In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports
show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and
biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his
nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to
terrorists, including Al Qaeda members, though there is apparently no
evidence of his involvement in the terrible events of September 11,
2001. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will
continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical
warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons. Should he
succeed in that endeavor, he could alter the political and security
landscape of the Middle East, which as we know all too well affects
American security.” — Hillary Clinton, October 10, 2002

15) "There’s a different leader in Syria now. Many of the members of
Congress of both parties who have gone to Syria in recent months have
said they believe he’s a reformer." -- Hillary Clinton on tyrannical
maniac Bashar Assad

16) “With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was
it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one
night decided to go kill some Americans? What difference, at this point,
does it make?” -- Hillary Clinton

17) “My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me.” --
Hillary Clinton per Kim Eisler's Masters of the Game: Inside the World's
Most Powerful Law Firm

18) "Put this (helicopter) on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the
limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!" -- Hillary Clinton
from Air Force Lt. Colonel Robert Patterson's Dereliction of Duty.

19) "I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have
learned (about Islam) has come from my daughter. (As) some of you who
are our friends know, she took a course last year in Islamic history." –
Hillary Clinton

20) “The last time I actually drove a car myself was 1996.” -- Hillary
Clinton

On 7/3/2015 12:08 PM, DreadfulBitch wrote:
> On 7/2/2015 9:32 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
>> I never buy the cut up fruit in the store, It is downright terrible,
>> never ripe, never flavorful.
>>
> And a tremendous waste of money!!
>
Mmmm hmmm...

Ayup...