Watermelon
On 7/3/2015 12:15 PM, sf wrote:
A little while ago, I heard someone complaining about the fact that his
woman will not give him head. They’re having sex, and he’s going down on
her, but getting no reciprocity. My first thought upon hearing this was:
“They still make these?! I thought women who don’t give head went
extinct about 10 years ago…Sometime around the release of Lil’ Kim’s
second album.”
This led me to deliver some tough love, Leon-style. I told the brother
that it is a bad thing to date a woman who says she won’t perform
fellatio. Her statement could be a warning sign for impending
disaster. Here’s why:
 - She just might be a selfish motherf*cker.
- Most women who are really into sombody are willing to try new
things(legal and not too painful)Â in order to please her man, if he’s
handling his business. It’s safe to assume she likes you if you two
are having sex, but it’s also safe to assume that she’s not 100% into
you if she’s not willing to go down on you.
- If she is already talking about what she won’t do in the early stages
of a relationship, imagine what things are going to be like if you
marry this woman. You will be negotiating and bartering for the same ol’
no-head-giving, in-house pu**y for the rest of your natural life!
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