I went to two stores yesterday and only bought a very few things at each
one. Came into the house and wasn't in a hurry to put the stuff away,
knowing there was nothing that needed to go in the fridge or freezer. And
then I spotted the produce bag. And I was like... Uh... Wait! I didn't
even *go* into the produce section!

Turns out that I am now the proud owner of a bunch of cilantro. I have no
clue if I was charged for it or not because I didn't keep my receipt. So...
I guess I will be making some Spanish rice. I don't always put cilantro in
there but now I will!

On Monday, March 9, 2015 at 2:05:37 AM UTC-5, Julie Bove wrote:
> I went to two stores yesterday and only bought a very few things at each
> one. Came into the house and wasn't in a hurry to put the stuff away,
> knowing there was nothing that needed to go in the fridge or freezer. And
> then I spotted the produce bag. And I was like... Uh... Wait! I didn't
> even *go* into the produce section!
>

Your life is a series of mistakes, beginning with conception. Put the
cilantro in your panties.

--Bryan