On Sunday, July 6, 2014 1:35:41 PM UTC-4, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2014-07-06 1:14 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
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> > Depends on the type of ham. Sliced Spam doesn't work well with melon.
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> > I think you're talking Prosciutto... if the ham won't work for a bra
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> > on your melons it won't work on cantaloupe.... now there's a thought,
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> Reminds me of something that happened at a christening party for my
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> nephew's son.A friend of his wife is a pretentious git and brought
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> Prosciutto and melon. She was passing it around and encouraging people
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> to have some Prosciutto and melon. Then she had her daughter going
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> around with the platter and pushing the Prosciutto and melon and that
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> her mother had brought. It wasn't Prosciutto and melon. It was ham and
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> melon. It wasn't even good ham. It was more like the cheapest commercial
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> crap sliced sandwich ham.
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> It was so bad that she brought such a poor version of ham and melon to
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> the part. What was bad was the way she kept boasting about it being
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> Prosciutto and melon.

And you didn't take the golden op to set her straight? sounds like you never cared for the woman anyway...

a 'pretentious git' needs the wind taken out of her sails every now and then, imo.