I swear, this stuff is better than Windex as portrayed in Big Fat
Greek Wedding. Every time I run into some cleaning problem, I think,
"I wonder if 409 will work?" More times than not, it will.

I use fountina pens. Love the different colored inks and tinkering
with old pens and inks. No surprise I get a lotta ink on my fingers.
Belive me, it stains. I almost bought some expensive cleaner made
specially for removing fountain pen ink from hands. But first, let's
try some 409. OMG! It removes 95% of it. The other 5% disappears by
morning.

A couple days ago, spilled some sriracha on my gray tank-top. Went
immediately to the sink and ran cold water on the stain. Nada. Put a
dab of dish detergent on it and scrubbed. Nope. I'm thinking, geez,
what kinda dye are they using in this stuff. Shout stain remover?
Goose egg. Hmmm.... 409? BINGO!! Shirt saved.

I nominate 409 for president.

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