This is so funny. I laughed and laughed when I read it.
They actually paid someone to come up with this? :-O

At work yesterday morning, the contractor bought and brought us some sausage
biscuits.
This is what was printed on the Burger King bag. OOPS! I just gave away
the answer, darnit!

Anyway, read this and get a good chuckle:
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<quoted from bag>

Inside this bag is your food moment.
Roll up your sleeves and open wide.
Ketchup will splatter and soft serve will drip.
Tasty mouthfuls will quiet the conversation.
And once the moment has passed,
all that will be left is a crumpled up wrapper,
this bag, and a happy you.

</quoted from bag>
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LMAO! :-D (the biscuit was pretty good though with the strawberry jam
put on it)

Gary

On 4/20/2012 6:12 PM, Gary wrote:
> This is so funny. I laughed and laughed when I read it.
> They actually paid someone to come up with this? :-O
>
> At work yesterday morning, the contractor bought and brought us some sausage
> biscuits.
> This is what was printed on the Burger King bag. OOPS! I just gave away
> the answer, darnit!
>
> Anyway, read this and get a good chuckle:
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> <quoted from bag>
>
> Inside this bag is your food moment.
> Roll up your sleeves and open wide.
> Ketchup will splatter and soft serve will drip.
> Tasty mouthfuls will quiet the conversation.
> And once the moment has passed,
> all that will be left is a crumpled up wrapper,
> this bag, and a happy you.
>
> </quoted from bag>
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> LMAO! :-D (the biscuit was pretty good though with the strawberry jam
> put on it)

It doesn't rhyme...