Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves,you're going to smile when
you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves...'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of
latex. Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
hands, let them dry. Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into
boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later during a delicate portion of the procedure she
burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

Be afraid of old ladies!
Be very afraid!
They have been there and done everything!

On Mon, 16 Jan 2012 17:13:50 -0800 (PST), ImStillMags
> wrote:

>Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves,you're going to smile when
>you think of this:
>
>A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
>nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
>gloves...'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
>
>'No, I don't,' she replied.
>
>'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of
>latex. Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
>hands, let them dry. Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into
>boxes of the right size.'
>
>She didn't crack a smile.
>
>'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
>
>But five minutes later during a delicate portion of the procedure she
>burst out laughing.
>
>'What's so funny?' he asked.
>
>'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
>
>(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)
>
>Be afraid of old ladies!
>Be very afraid!
>They have been there and done everything!

I knew immediately it was going to be a joke about condoms or jelly
donuts.