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Attention: I need your urgent assistance.
Dear Sirs,
Unfortunately, whilst frantically masturbating, I have inadvertently deposited a copious amount of semen upon my wife's Velour™, conservatory curtains which has since dried into a matted mass of pubic hair and burgundy fabric. What is one to do? -- Charles L. Pearson 12-14 Thames Street BOLDON NE36 7XW |
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Attention: I need your urgent assistance.
On Jul 1, 4:02*am, "Charles Pearson" >
wrote: > > What is one to do? Tell yer mommy you messed up the sheets again. |
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Attention: I need your urgent assistance.
Charles Pearson wrote:
> Dear Sirs, > > Unfortunately, whilst frantically masturbating, I have inadvertently > deposited a copious amount of semen upon my wife's Velour„¢, > conservatory curtains which has since dried into a matted mass of pubic > hair and burgundy fabric. > > What is one to do? > Come clean. |
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Attention: I need your urgent assistance.
On 7/1/2010 03:02, Charles Pearson wrote:
> Dear Sirs, > > Unfortunately, whilst frantically masturbating, I have inadvertently > deposited a copious amount of semen upon my wife's Velour™, > conservatory curtains which has since dried into a matted mass of pubic > hair and burgundy fabric. > > What is one to do? > One needn't do anything, Gentle Reader. She left you years ago. |
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Attention: I need your urgent assistance.
On Thu, 01 Jul 2010 08:19:48 -0600, Pennyaline wrote:
> On 7/1/2010 03:02, Charles Pearson wrote: >> Dear Sirs, >> >> Unfortunately, whilst frantically masturbating, I have inadvertently >> deposited a copious amount of semen upon my wife's Velour„¢, >> conservatory curtains which has since dried into a matted mass of pubic >> hair and burgundy fabric. >> >> What is one to do? >> > > One needn't do anything, Gentle Reader. She left you years ago. <snort> your pal, blake |
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