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In ,
Sqwertz > wrote:
>
> His account at albasani didn't last long. Time to get a new one, I
> guess.
>
> And that will last just as long while he ****s it up for everybody
> else who uses th free news servers legitimately and respectfully.


Bawhawhaw @ the hypocrite!! YOU used the word "respectfully"?? Bawhawhaw!!!

Now, at long last, we get to the point of why I am here, you clueless fish.

YOU are giving people shit about using Usenet respectfully??? YOU??? The
bullying sockpuppeting trolling hate-filled Usenet infection? YOU??????

BAWHAWHAWhawhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahajhaha! What a ****in' obvious turd you've
just laid! Don't you realize that anyone who has seen more than ten of your
posts is laughing their ass off at your clueless hypocrisy?

What a line of shit coming from a notorious Usenet sociopath. You're a
hypocrite... and everyone knows it!!!! You only have to search google
groups to find all the different NGs you infest with your insipid unprovoked
attacks. You are Usenet sewage.

But in spite of your own nasty behavior, you go snitch on other people like
some hall monitor narc. You can't handle a simple parody of yourself,
because you know so well what a fraud you are, and you cannot stand that a
parody of your character points out the fact. But then who would expect
anything else from a simpering coward like you? Answer... no one. Your
behavior is completely predictable. Why do you think I used a throw away
account? I knew exactly what you would do, snitch me out, because that's the
kind of hypocritical coward everyone knows you to be. LIve with it,
snitchsissy.

It was a foregone conclusion that you would have a ****ing cow if anyone
treated you the way you treat others. You can't handle being on the
recieving end of the same contemptuous, bullying way you have treated
literally hundreds if not thousands of people on Usenet who were simply
trying to enjoy a free public forum. You're nothing but a gangrenous Usenet
infection. You ruin it for people on purpose, and every forum which is
afflicted with your degenerate presence has a legion of truly decent people
who you have run off with your continous spigot of diarrhea.

You're getting what you deserve, and guess what, asshole, it's not over.
You're finally getting called out everywhere you go by lots of different
people who are sick and tired of your malignant abuse, more and more every
day. It's about ****in' time. Tolerance has run out for your obsession with
ruining Usenet for legitimate human beings. Go back in your little wankhole
and leave decent people alone for a change.

But you can have a free burger tomorrow... if you lick it off my ass, you
ridiculous pussy. Go on, you know you need to do it.

We have a new Burger, the HersheySqwertz Shitburger. It squrts liquid shit
everywhere, and it's all yours. You and your mama should be proud.

Your New Owner,

Burger King King
Fear my creepy shiny plastic head


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On May 25, 11:00*am, "Burger King" > wrote:
> ,



Another internet idiot arise from the muck.

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Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> On May 25, 11:00 am, "Burger King" > wrote:
>> ,

>
>
> Another internet idiot arise from the muck.


Mind your own business, wannabe burgerclown!

Burger King King
All fear my shiny -plastic head

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In ,
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>
> Another internet idiot arise from the muck.


Mind your own business, wannabe burgerclown!

Burger King King
All fear my shiny -plastic head

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On May 25, 6:04*pm, "My Shiny Plastic Head"
> wrote:
> ,
> Chemo the Clown > wrote:
>
>
>
> > Another internet idiot arise from the muck.

>
> Mind your own business, wannabe burgerclown!
>
> Burger King King
> All fear my shiny -plastic head
>
> --


Aw...see you're double posting. As I said...idiot.


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In ,
Chemo the Clown > wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Another internet idiot arise from the muck.

>>
>> Mind your own business, wannabe burgerclown!
>>
>> Burger King King
>> All fear my shiny -plastic head
>>
>> --

>
> Aw...see you're double posting. As I said...idiot.



Server hiccup. Goes with the free server territory, but you wouldn't
understand such things.

But oh wow, you've got such a way with words. Never in my life have I
experienced such a stinging rebuke. I shall immediately turn tail and flee
your hairless clownage.

....

....


OK, I'm back.

I have no beef with you anyway. Not even any chicken. Thank your dear
malignant friend sqwerlz if you object to my presence, he crossposted me in.

BKK your BFF
All fear my shiny plastic head


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On May 25, 6:18*pm, "My Shiny Plastic Head"
> wrote:
> ,
> Chemo the Clown > wrote:
>
>
>
> >>> Another internet idiot arise from the muck.

>
> >> Mind your own business, wannabe burgerclown!

>
> >> Burger King King
> >> All fear my shiny -plastic head

>
> >> --

>
> > Aw...see you're double posting. As I said...idiot.

>
> Server hiccup. Goes with the free server territory, but you wouldn't
> understand such things.
>
> But oh wow, you've got such a way with words. Never in my life have I
> experienced such a stinging rebuke. I shall immediately turn tail and flee
> your hairless clownage.
>
> ...
>
> ...
>
> OK, I'm back.
>
> I have no beef with you anyway. *Not even any chicken. Thank your dear
> malignant friend sqwerlz if you object to my presence, he crossposted me in.
>
> BKK your BFF
> All fear my shiny plastic head


Get over it already.
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On Tue, 25 May 2010 13:00:26 -0500, Burger King wrote:

> In ,
> Sqwertz > wrote:
>>
>> His account at albasani didn't last long. Time to get a new one, I
>> guess.
>>
>> And that will last just as long while he ****s it up for everybody
>> else who uses th free news servers legitimately and respectfully.

>
> Bawhawhaw @ the hypocrite!! YOU used the word "respectfully"?? Bawhawhaw!!!
>
> Now, at long last, we get to the point of why I am here, you clueless fish.
>
> YOU are giving people shit about using Usenet respectfully???


I *pay* for the right to be an asshole. I don't take advantage of free
newserevers to forge others and make an ass out of myself.

Sorry, I didn't read the rest of your post but I do appreciate the length
of it.

-sw
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On Tue, 25 May 2010 20:18:04 -0500, My Shiny Plastic Head wrote:

> In ,
> Chemo the Clown > wrote:
>
>> Aw...see you're double posting. As I said...idiot.

>
> Server hiccup. Goes with the free server territory, but you wouldn't
> understand such things.


The posts are two minutes apart according to your news client. That';s not
a news server hiccup.

Anyway - I'm not going to be be the next Peter. Carry on without me.

-sw
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In ,
Sqwertz > wrote:
> On Tue, 25 May 2010 20:18:04 -0500, My Shiny Plastic Head wrote:
>
>> In
>> ,
>> Chemo the Clown > wrote:
>>
>>> Aw...see you're double posting. As I said...idiot.

>>
>> Server hiccup. Goes with the free server territory, but you wouldn't
>> understand such things.

>
> The posts are two minutes apart according to your news client.
> That';s not a news server hiccup.


Yes it is, you're a ****in' idiot. I'd explain it, but I'm not so inclined
as to waste time explaining to an asshole.

>
> Anyway - I'm not going to be be the next Peter. Carry on without me.
>
> -sw


Good riddance of malignant garbage.

BKK





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In ,
Sqwertz > wrote:

>> YOU are giving people shit about using Usenet respectfully???

>
> I *pay* for the right to be an asshole.


I guess that makes your priorities abundantly clear for all... to be the
biggest asshole on the block. Guess what... you have succeeded! And you
think people should have to pay for the right to point that out? You're so
****in' clueless. Now go away and live with it.

BKK


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Sqwertz the failed bully > wrote:

> Sorry, I didn't read the rest of your post but I do appreciate the
> length of it.


I forgot to point out what a sad little liar you are. You absolutely read
it. Every word of it. You wouldn't have felt the desperate need to pretend
you didn't unless you knew what it said, and felt properly embarrassed
because it's all so sadly true. If you need to lie about something, try to
do it where you're not so pathetically obvious.

BTW, I never forged anyone else's nick. All my stuff is original. You were
not forged. The (highly appropriate) nick "sqwerlz" is not a copy, and is
very clearly a parody, and was stated as such in this subject line. All my
stuff is based on parody in one form or another. You invite parody by being
a hypocrite and a bully. So deal with it, and try to grow a ****in' brain
before you spew forth again, narcboi.

Your BFF,

BKK


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On May 26, 4:18*pm, "My Shiny Plastic Head"
> wrote:
> Sqwertz the failed bully > wrote:
>
> > Sorry, I didn't read the rest of your post but I do appreciate the
> > length of it.

>
> I forgot to point out what a sad little liar you are. You absolutely read
> it. Every word of it. You wouldn't have felt the desperate need to pretend
> you didn't unless you knew what it said, and felt properly embarrassed
> because it's all so sadly true. If you need to lie about something, try to
> do it where you're not so pathetically obvious.
>
> BTW, I never forged anyone else's nick. All my stuff is original. You were
> not forged. The (highly appropriate) nick "sqwerlz" is not a copy, and is
> very clearly a parody, and was stated as such in this subject line. All my
> stuff is based on parody in one form or another. You invite parody by being
> a hypocrite and a bully. So deal with it, and try to grow a ****in' brain
> before you spew forth again, narcboi.
>
> Your BFF,
>
> BKK


Man, you need some anger management. Go outside and get a breathe of
fresh air.
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In ,
Chemo the Clown > wrote:

>
> Man, you need some anger management. Go outside and get a breathe of
> fresh air.


**** that, I am the holy avenger of the abused and downtrodden, and I shall
not rest!!!!!

All fear my shiny plastic head!

On second thought, a nap sounds pretty good right now.

BKK



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My Shiny Plastic Head wrote:

> All fear my shiny plastic head!


This sounds like some weird 'mine-is-bigger-than-yours' dilemma. Is it a
prosthetic or a strap-on?

--
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What is best in life? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before
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"Burger King" > wrote in
:

> In ,
> Sqwertz > wrote:
>>
>> His account at albasani didn't last long. Time to get a new one, I
>> guess.
>>
>> And that will last just as long while he ****s it up for everybody
>> else who uses th free news servers legitimately and respectfully.

>
> Bawhawhaw @ the hypocrite!! YOU used the word "respectfully"??
> Bawhawhaw!!!
>
> Now, at long last, we get to the point of why I am here, you clueless
> fish.
>
> YOU are giving people shit about using Usenet respectfully??? YOU???
> The bullying sockpuppeting trolling hate-filled Usenet infection?
> YOU??????
>
> BAWHAWHAWhawhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahajhaha! What a ****in' obvious turd
> you've just laid! Don't you realize that anyone who has seen more than
> ten of your posts is laughing their ass off at your clueless
> hypocrisy?
>
> What a line of shit coming from a notorious Usenet sociopath. You're a
> hypocrite... and everyone knows it!!!! You only have to search google
> groups to find all the different NGs you infest with your insipid
> unprovoked attacks. You are Usenet sewage.
>
> But in spite of your own nasty behavior, you go snitch on other people
> like some hall monitor narc. You can't handle a simple parody of
> yourself, because you know so well what a fraud you are, and you
> cannot stand that a parody of your character points out the fact. But
> then who would expect anything else from a simpering coward like you?
> Answer... no one. Your behavior is completely predictable. Why do you
> think I used a throw away account? I knew exactly what you would do,
> snitch me out, because that's the kind of hypocritical coward everyone
> knows you to be. LIve with it, snitchsissy.
>
> It was a foregone conclusion that you would have a ****ing cow if
> anyone treated you the way you treat others. You can't handle being on
> the recieving end of the same contemptuous, bullying way you have
> treated literally hundreds if not thousands of people on Usenet who
> were simply trying to enjoy a free public forum. You're nothing but a
> gangrenous Usenet infection. You ruin it for people on purpose, and
> every forum which is afflicted with your degenerate presence has a
> legion of truly decent people who you have run off with your continous
> spigot of diarrhea.
>
> You're getting what you deserve, and guess what, asshole, it's not
> over. You're finally getting called out everywhere you go by lots of
> different people who are sick and tired of your malignant abuse, more
> and more every day. It's about ****in' time. Tolerance has run out for
> your obsession with ruining Usenet for legitimate human beings. Go
> back in your little wankhole and leave decent people alone for a
> change.
>
> But you can have a free burger tomorrow... if you lick it off my ass,
> you
> ridiculous pussy. Go on, you know you need to do it.
>
> We have a new Burger, the HersheySqwertz Shitburger. It squrts liquid
> shit everywhere, and it's all yours. You and your mama should be
> proud.
>
> Your New Owner,
>
> Burger King King
> Fear my creepy shiny plastic head
>
>


He did the same to me mate. bugger.

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Brisbane
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http://improve-usenet.org/

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On Wed, 26 May 2010 18:18:57 -0500, My Shiny Plastic Head wrote:

> Sqwertz the failed bully > wrote:
>
>> Sorry, I didn't read the rest of your post but I do appreciate the
>> length of it.

>
> I forgot to point out what a sad little liar you are....


7 hours after the last post.

This must really be eating at you, like, all day and night.

-sw
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In ,
.. > Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

wrote:
>
> He did the same to me mate. bugger.


Peter!!! Long time no see, you racist asshole! You and squirtshit must be
real good buds!

BKK


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In ,
Dave Bugg > wrote:
> My Shiny Plastic Head wrote:
>
>> All fear my shiny plastic head!

>
> This sounds like some weird 'mine-is-bigger-than-yours' dilemma. Is
> it a prosthetic or a strap-on?


I'm glad you asked!

My shiny plastic head is actually part of my shiny plastic body. It's who I
am, the Burger King King. You'll have to see squirreltz's head if you want
to see a lifelike cranial prosthesis. His strap-on goes all the way down
from the top of his head to his neck and looks exactly like a real life
shriveled up penis with ears. Ooops, wait a minute, ears??? ... something's
not right. Sorry, hold on, I think I'm wrong. His head has ears! Prosthetic
dickheads don't have ears, It's real! He's a true dickhead, not a strap on
facsimile. Never mind.

Anyway, I appreciate your asking about my countenance and if you'll just
come to any Burger King store tomorrow and mention that you talked to me,
the Burger King King, and tell them I offered you a complimentary meal, they
will shower you with free food and companionship.

Your BFF,

BKK
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Sqwertz > wrote:
> On Wed, 26 May 2010 18:18:57 -0500, My Shiny Plastic Head wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz the failed bully > wrote:
>>
>>> Sorry, I didn't read the rest of your post but I do appreciate the
>>> length of it.

>>
>> I forgot to point out what a sad little liar you are....

>
> 7 hours after the last post.
>
> This must really be eating at you, like, all day and night.
>
> -sw


Haaaaaaaaahahaha, 7 hours, right, like I'm the little bitch who is
constantly checking times to see exactly when I post a message... alrighty
then!

BKK

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"My Shiny Plastic Head" > wrote in news:htmeec
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k........... 0 ............ [Enter]



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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you dickhead.
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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue, 25 May 2010 13:00:26 -0500, Burger King wrote:
>
> > In ,
> > Sqwertz > wrote:
> >>
> >> His account at albasani didn't last long. Time to get a new one, I
> >> guess.
> >>
> >> And that will last just as long while he ****s it up for everybody
> >> else who uses th free news servers legitimately and respectfully.

> >
> > Bawhawhaw @ the hypocrite!! YOU used the word "respectfully"??

Bawhawhaw!!!
> >
> > Now, at long last, we get to the point of why I am here, you clueless

fish.
> >
> > YOU are giving people shit about using Usenet respectfully???

>
> I *pay* for the right to be an asshole. I don't take advantage of free
> newserevers to forge others and make an ass out of myself.


He admits hes the troll
AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!


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In m,
Jerry Sauk > wrote:
> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Tue, 25 May 2010 13:00:26 -0500, Burger King wrote:
>>
>>> In ,
>>> Sqwertz > wrote:
>>>>
>>>> His account at albasani didn't last long. Time to get a new one, I
>>>> guess.
>>>>
>>>> And that will last just as long while he ****s it up for everybody
>>>> else who uses th free news servers legitimately and respectfully.
>>>
>>> Bawhawhaw @ the hypocrite!! YOU used the word "respectfully"??
>>> Bawhawhaw!!!
>>>
>>> Now, at long last, we get to the point of why I am here, you
>>> clueless fish.
>>>
>>> YOU are giving people shit about using Usenet respectfully???

>>
>> I *pay* for the right to be an asshole. I don't take advantage of
>> free newserevers to forge others and make an ass out of myself.

>
> He admits hes the troll
> AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> !!!!!!!!!!!


He is cut off from the free burgers. He's a mental, and he scares the kids
in the restaurants.

Burger King King
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