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Default It's a parody of Sqwerlz the narcsnitch

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Sqwertz > wrote:
>
> His account at albasani didn't last long. Time to get a new one, I
> guess.
>
> And that will last just as long while he ****s it up for everybody
> else who uses th free news servers legitimately and respectfully.


Bawhawhaw @ the hypocrite!! YOU used the word "respectfully"?? Bawhawhaw!!!

Now, at long last, we get to the point of why I am here, you clueless fish.

YOU are giving people shit about using Usenet respectfully??? YOU??? The
bullying sockpuppeting trolling hate-filled Usenet infection? YOU??????

BAWHAWHAWhawhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahajhaha! What a ****in' obvious turd you've
just laid! Don't you realize that anyone who has seen more than ten of your
posts is laughing their ass off at your clueless hypocrisy?

What a line of shit coming from a notorious Usenet sociopath. You're a
hypocrite... and everyone knows it!!!! You only have to search google
groups to find all the different NGs you infest with your insipid unprovoked
attacks. You are Usenet sewage.

But in spite of your own nasty behavior, you go snitch on other people like
some hall monitor narc. You can't handle a simple parody of yourself,
because you know so well what a fraud you are, and you cannot stand that a
parody of your character points out the fact. But then who would expect
anything else from a simpering coward like you? Answer... no one. Your
behavior is completely predictable. Why do you think I used a throw away
account? I knew exactly what you would do, snitch me out, because that's the
kind of hypocritical coward everyone knows you to be. LIve with it,
snitchsissy.

It was a foregone conclusion that you would have a ****ing cow if anyone
treated you the way you treat others. You can't handle being on the
recieving end of the same contemptuous, bullying way you have treated
literally hundreds if not thousands of people on Usenet who were simply
trying to enjoy a free public forum. You're nothing but a gangrenous Usenet
infection. You ruin it for people on purpose, and every forum which is
afflicted with your degenerate presence has a legion of truly decent people
who you have run off with your continous spigot of diarrhea.

You're getting what you deserve, and guess what, asshole, it's not over.
You're finally getting called out everywhere you go by lots of different
people who are sick and tired of your malignant abuse, more and more every
day. It's about ****in' time. Tolerance has run out for your obsession with
ruining Usenet for legitimate human beings. Go back in your little wankhole
and leave decent people alone for a change.

But you can have a free burger tomorrow... if you lick it off my ass, you
ridiculous pussy. Go on, you know you need to do it.

We have a new Burger, the HersheySqwertz Shitburger. It squrts liquid shit
everywhere, and it's all yours. You and your mama should be proud.

Your New Owner,

Burger King King
Fear my creepy shiny plastic head


 
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