Peter failed to be funny again:

> An Obituary printed in the London Times -
>
> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
> been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since
> his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/commonsense.asp

"This essay is actually the work of Lori Borgman and was first published in
the Indianapolis Star on 15 March 1998."

Christ, Peter, can't you come up with ANYTHING current? Or even HALFWAY
funny?

Here's another joke about Peter:

Peter went into a butcher shop and asked for a two-pound salami. The butcher
weighed out the sausage, then put it into the machine and began slicing it.
"Hey, stop that!" Peter shouted. "What do you think I am, a slot machine?"


Bob