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Dog3 wrote:
> My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) > a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked > so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is > at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is > about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > Michael > ROTF. Too funny Michael. Someone down the street is probably cussing "someone" out big time. Batton doen the hatches and hang on to something. The "b" is, there's another one right behind it headin' almost the same way. :-( Good luck. -- Steve Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. |
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>My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) >a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked >so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is Michael, do you have dinner ready yet ?? You can eat the ribs , if they are not eaten yet > LOL Well trained hound.... Rosie |
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On Mon, 06 Sep 2004 16:11:41 -0000, Dog3 <dognospam@adjfkdla;not>
wrote: > My beloved hound has just dragged home > [..] a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. [snip] D'oh! Double loss. Not only do the neighbors not get their slab, she doesn't either! Such a waste... <EG> The Ranger |
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>wrote: >> My beloved hound has just dragged home >> [..] a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. >[snip] So.....where shall I send my dogs so you can train them???? |
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On Mon, 06 Sep 2004 18:30:40 GMT, Tony P.
> wrote: >In article >, says... >> ><dognospam@adjfkdla;not> >> >wrote: >> >> My beloved hound has just dragged home >> >> [..] a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. >> >[snip] >> >> So.....where shall I send my dogs so you can train them???? >> >> >> > >Just teach the dog to rove out by a mile or two, so as not to make >identification easy. just disguise the dog as a bird of prey... your pal, blake |
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On Mon, 06 Sep 2004 18:30:40 GMT, Tony P.
> wrote: >In article >, says... >> ><dognospam@adjfkdla;not> >> >wrote: >> >> My beloved hound has just dragged home >> >> [..] a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. >> >[snip] >> >> So.....where shall I send my dogs so you can train them???? >> >> >> > >Just teach the dog to rove out by a mile or two, so as not to make >identification easy. just disguise the dog as a bird of prey... your pal, blake |
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>wrote: >> My beloved hound has just dragged home >> [..] a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. >[snip] So.....where shall I send my dogs so you can train them???? |
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>wrote: >> My beloved hound has just dragged home >> [..] a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. >[snip] So.....where shall I send my dogs so you can train them???? |
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Dog3 <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote: > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) > a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked > so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is > at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is > about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > Michael Serves you right for grilling something she didn't like! ;-) Stay dry! Cindy -- C.J. Fuller Delete the obvious to email me |
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Dog3 wrote:
> My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) a > rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked so > I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is at a > loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is about to > hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. Now there is a good dog. You just have to teach him to carry them back without getting any dirt or dog slobber on them. |
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Dave Smith wrote:
> > Dog3 wrote: > > > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) a > > rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked so > > I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is at a > > loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is about to > > hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > Now there is a good dog. You just have to teach him to carry them back without > getting any dirt or dog slobber on them. Heck, you can always wash that stuff off! Kate -- Kate Connally “If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.” Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back, Until you bite their heads off.” What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about? |
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Dave Smith wrote:
> > Dog3 wrote: > > > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) a > > rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked so > > I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is at a > > loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is about to > > hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > Now there is a good dog. You just have to teach him to carry them back without > getting any dirt or dog slobber on them. Heck, you can always wash that stuff off! Kate -- Kate Connally “If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.” Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back, Until you bite their heads off.” What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about? |
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Dave Smith wrote:
> > Dog3 wrote: > > > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) a > > rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked so > > I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is at a > > loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is about to > > hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > Now there is a good dog. You just have to teach him to carry them back without > getting any dirt or dog slobber on them. Heck, you can always wash that stuff off! Kate -- Kate Connally “If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.” Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back, Until you bite their heads off.” What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about? |
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Dave Smith wrote:
> > Dog3 wrote: > > > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) a > > rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked so > > I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is at a > > loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is about to > > hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > Now there is a good dog. You just have to teach him to carry them back without > getting any dirt or dog slobber on them. Heck, you can always wash that stuff off! Kate -- Kate Connally “If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.” Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back, Until you bite their heads off.” What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about? |
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Dave Smith wrote:
> > Dog3 wrote: > > > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) a > > rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked so > > I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is at a > > loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is about to > > hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > Now there is a good dog. You just have to teach him to carry them back without > getting any dirt or dog slobber on them. Heck, you can always wash that stuff off! Kate -- Kate Connally “If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.” Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back, Until you bite their heads off.” What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about? |
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"Dog3" <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in message 4... > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) > a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked > so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is > at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is > about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > Michael > > -- Sorry, but I think that's just hysterical! ROFL. God dog, good girl. Yeppers. kili |
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In article > , Dog3
<dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote: > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 > seconds) > a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially > cooked > so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is > at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is > about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > Michael Did we have this conversation earlier in the spring? Or last year? It'd take more than dinner to pacify ME, Bucko. Like maybe rack o'dog. -- -Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> An update on 9/2/04; check the Fairs Fare tab. |
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"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message ... > In article > , Dog3 > <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote: > >> My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 >> seconds) >> a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially >> cooked >> so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is >> at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is >> about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. >> >> Michael > > > Did we have this conversation earlier in the spring? Or last year? > It'd take more than dinner to pacify ME, Bucko. Like maybe rack o'dog. > -- > -Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> An update on 9/2/04; check the Fairs Fare > tab. > Would that be the Korean dish, kegogi? |
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"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message ... > In article > , Dog3 > <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote: > >> My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 >> seconds) >> a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially >> cooked >> so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is >> at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is >> about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. >> >> Michael > > > Did we have this conversation earlier in the spring? Or last year? > It'd take more than dinner to pacify ME, Bucko. Like maybe rack o'dog. > -- > -Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> An update on 9/2/04; check the Fairs Fare > tab. > Would that be the Korean dish, kegogi? |
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On Mon, 06 Sep 2004 16:11:41 -0000, Dog3 <dognospam@adjfkdla;not>
wrote: >My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) >a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked >so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is >at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is >about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > >Michael Seriously, she is just doing what dogs do. I think it is funny too and hope you were not too mad at her. Wild dogs go out and get food and bring it back to share with their pack. Good girl, for trying to feed you too  .Aloha, Thunder smithfarms.com Farmers of 100% Kona Coffee & other Great Stuff |
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In article > ,
dognospam@adjfkdla says... > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) > a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked > so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is > at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is > about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > Michael > Had the ribs cooked enough to develop any bark? Maybe that's what attracted her. Bob |
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wrote: > > Michael > > > Had the ribs cooked enough to develop any bark? Maybe that's what > attracted her. > > Bob ROFL!! And I don't even 'que -- or whatever you guys call it! But I got the joke, based on the Moose Ribs thread!! Good 'un! -- -Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> An update on 9/2/04; check the Fairs Fare tab. |
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In article >, >
wrote: > > Michael > > > Had the ribs cooked enough to develop any bark? Maybe that's what > attracted her. > > Bob ROFL!! And I don't even 'que -- or whatever you guys call it! But I got the joke, based on the Moose Ribs thread!! Good 'un! -- -Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> An update on 9/2/04; check the Fairs Fare tab. |
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On Mon, 06 Sep 2004 16:11:41 -0000, Dog3 <dognospam@adjfkdla;not>
wrote: >My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) >a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked >so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is >at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is >about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > >Michael Can you teach my dog to do that?  Dave G |
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Dog3 wrote:
> > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) > a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked > so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is > at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is > about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. That's a good one. Our Irish Setter, Molly, used to eat hamburgers right out of the frying pan if you left the room for a second. She also got out a couple of times and brought home someone else's groceries (I assume they were unloading the car and left a bag unattended while they took another into the house.) She came home once with a large package of pork chops. But stealing right off the grill is really classy! Kate -- Kate Connally “If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.” Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back, Until you bite their heads off.” What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about? |
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Kate Connally wrote:
> > Dog3 wrote: > > > > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) > > a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked > > so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is > > at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is > > about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > That's a good one. Our Irish Setter, Molly, used to eat > hamburgers right out of the frying pan if you left the > room for a second. She also got out a couple of times > and brought home someone else's groceries (I assume they > were unloading the car and left a bag unattended while > they took another into the house.) She came home once > with a large package of pork chops. But stealing right > off the grill is really classy! Heh, my dog knew better than to even look at people food. No pet begging in my house. Well, I have a strong suspicion that she would get the occasional treat from the neighbors. So, if she was caught staring at the neighbors when they cooked out, I would say, NO. No begging at the table, no begging, at all. So, if they were cooking outside she couldn't help herself. She would race around to this bush and hide under it and stare at them from there. (laughing) You had to see it to know how funny that was. nancy |
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Nancy Young wrote:
> > Kate Connally wrote: > > > > Dog3 wrote: > > > > > > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) > > > a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked > > > so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is > > > at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is > > > about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > > > That's a good one. Our Irish Setter, Molly, used to eat > > hamburgers right out of the frying pan if you left the > > room for a second. She also got out a couple of times > > and brought home someone else's groceries (I assume they > > were unloading the car and left a bag unattended while > > they took another into the house.) She came home once > > with a large package of pork chops. But stealing right > > off the grill is really classy! > > Heh, my dog knew better than to even look at people food. No pet > begging in my house. Oh, Molly never begged. We trained her not to do that, but we could never train her not to steal! When we were eating she would lie quietly in the corner until we were done. Then she expected to be given the plates to lick so if we dallied at the table for a long time after we were done eating she would start to complain. Other than that she was a perfect lady. But leave something unattended where she could get it (and she could get it a lot of places - even learned to open the refrigerator so that we had to put a lock on it - finally got a new fridge that she couldn't open) and it was gone! > Well, I have a strong suspicion that she would > get the occasional treat from the neighbors. So, if she was caught > staring at the neighbors when they cooked out, I would say, NO. > > No begging at the table, no begging, at all. So, if they were > cooking outside she couldn't help herself. She would race around > to this bush and hide under it and stare at them from there. > > (laughing) You had to see it to know how funny that was. I think I can picture it. Kate -- Kate Connally “If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.” Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back, Until you bite their heads off.” What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about? |
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Nancy Young wrote:
> > Kate Connally wrote: > > > > Dog3 wrote: > > > > > > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) > > > a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked > > > so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is > > > at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is > > > about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > > > That's a good one. Our Irish Setter, Molly, used to eat > > hamburgers right out of the frying pan if you left the > > room for a second. She also got out a couple of times > > and brought home someone else's groceries (I assume they > > were unloading the car and left a bag unattended while > > they took another into the house.) She came home once > > with a large package of pork chops. But stealing right > > off the grill is really classy! > > Heh, my dog knew better than to even look at people food. No pet > begging in my house. Oh, Molly never begged. We trained her not to do that, but we could never train her not to steal! When we were eating she would lie quietly in the corner until we were done. Then she expected to be given the plates to lick so if we dallied at the table for a long time after we were done eating she would start to complain. Other than that she was a perfect lady. But leave something unattended where she could get it (and she could get it a lot of places - even learned to open the refrigerator so that we had to put a lock on it - finally got a new fridge that she couldn't open) and it was gone! > Well, I have a strong suspicion that she would > get the occasional treat from the neighbors. So, if she was caught > staring at the neighbors when they cooked out, I would say, NO. > > No begging at the table, no begging, at all. So, if they were > cooking outside she couldn't help herself. She would race around > to this bush and hide under it and stare at them from there. > > (laughing) You had to see it to know how funny that was. I think I can picture it. Kate -- Kate Connally “If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.” Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back, Until you bite their heads off.” What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about? |
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On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 16:09:53 -0400, Kate Connally
> wrote: > But stealing right off the grill is really classy! Classy? No. It's chutzpah! sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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Kate Connally wrote:
> > Dog3 wrote: > > > > My beloved hound has just dragged home (I lost sight of her for 2 seconds) > > a rack of ribs from one of the neighbors. Dammit. They're partially cooked > > so I assume she snatched 'em from a grill. Now I gotta figure out who is > > at a loss here and have 'em over for dinner. The Frances aftermath is > > about to hit so we're all hurrying to get the food grilled. > > That's a good one. Our Irish Setter, Molly, used to eat > hamburgers right out of the frying pan if you left the > room for a second. She also got out a couple of times > and brought home someone else's groceries (I assume they > were unloading the car and left a bag unattended while > they took another into the house.) She came home once > with a large package of pork chops. But stealing right > off the grill is really classy! Heh, my dog knew better than to even look at people food. No pet begging in my house. Well, I have a strong suspicion that she would get the occasional treat from the neighbors. So, if she was caught staring at the neighbors when they cooked out, I would say, NO. No begging at the table, no begging, at all. So, if they were cooking outside she couldn't help herself. She would race around to this bush and hide under it and stare at them from there. (laughing) You had to see it to know how funny that was. nancy |
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On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 16:09:53 -0400, Kate Connally
> wrote: > But stealing right off the grill is really classy! Classy? No. It's chutzpah! sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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Dog3 <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> writes:
>I don't think it's funny. My dog is a thief Thankfully it was one of>the neighbor's that has a worse thief in the house. > This is my dog's 2nd offense. I >don't know why she has started this pattern. A year or so ago she snapped >up an entire fish from a neighbor's grill. She is not an outdoor animal and >is only in the yard when I'm with her. A blink of an eye and she's stealing >off the neighborhood grills. First of all, yes, it IS funny, and yes, your dog is a thief. However...you said yourself that you took your eyes off her for just a few seconds and that's when the thievery happened. Where was the cook who LOST the ribs? Do you think for one minute I'd turn my back on a rack of ribs being cooked? So your girl only gets half the blame. Secondly, what self-respecting dog wouldn't grab free food that seemingly had no owner? I mean, it's just laying there, putting out great aromas...Nobody guarding it means it's hers for the taking. That's just the nature of ANY "beast." (G) I'm avoiding the long edition, but remember that your dog could have been in a lot more trouble than just stealing ribs in that short period of time she was "missing." It could have resulted in a stolen, injured, or even dead dog. Please be careful. Connie ************************************************** *** My mind is like a steel...um, whatchamacallit. |
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