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--
Ted E. Bear

<Ted E. Bear with Chef's cap hovers over long Grill at the NJ State
Park. Then looks towards a line forming including a Wildcat, domestic
Cat, feral Cat, Hawk, Falcon, Crow, Rat, Raccoon, Wolf, Dog, Fox, Black
Bear and a Human. Chef Bear yells out, "I assume everyone here prefers
their meat cooked rare." Human yells from the back of the line, "Umm,
please cook my Jack Daniel's BBQ Chicken well with skin removed, white
meat only and my poached Alaskan Salmon with dill sauce medium rare."

Chef Bear mockingly yells back, "Would you prefer a glass of Pinot Noir
or Santa Margherita with that? And frilly holders for your corn as
well? French service?"

All the Wildlife turn around and laugh at the Human.

Rabbit hops over to grill and hands Chef Bear a jar of honey with a
thick brush. Then grabs a bucket of grilled local vegetables for the
herbivores across the way. Human then yells out, "Can we get this
freaking line moving already... I paid for all this food Goddam it!".

Rabbit while hopping back with grilled veggies, stops in front of pet
owner and asks, "So Keith, are Puppy, Kitty and myself in your will?".
Human replies, "Ahh, yes of course. Why do you ask?."

Rabbit winks at Black Bear and yells to the carnivores, "Long Pig for
dessert!".


Just trying to help.
--
Bunn E. Rabbit

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of a sparrow in the corner of a barn." -Anouk Aimee, French Actor
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Agamemnon
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On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 01:43:48 -0400, (Bunn E
Rabbit) wrote:

>
>
>http://local.msn.com/special/results/2004_bbq.asp
>
>--
>Ted E. Bear
>
><Ted E. Bear with Chef's cap hovers over long Grill at the NJ State
>Park. Then looks towards a line forming including a Wildcat, domestic
>Cat, feral Cat, Hawk, Falcon, Crow, Rat, Raccoon, Wolf, Dog, Fox, Black
>Bear and a Human. Chef Bear yells out, "I assume everyone here prefers
>their meat cooked rare." Human yells from the back of the line, "Umm,
>please cook my Jack Daniel's BBQ Chicken well with skin removed, white
>meat only and my poached Alaskan Salmon with dill sauce medium rare."
>
>Chef Bear mockingly yells back, "Would you prefer a glass of Pinot Noir
>or Santa Margherita with that? And frilly holders for your corn as
>well? French service?"
>
>All the Wildlife turn around and laugh at the Human.
>
>Rabbit hops over to grill and hands Chef Bear a jar of honey with a
>thick brush. Then grabs a bucket of grilled local vegetables for the
>herbivores across the way. Human then yells out, "Can we get this
>freaking line moving already... I paid for all this food Goddam it!".
>
>Rabbit while hopping back with grilled veggies, stops in front of pet
>owner and asks, "So Keith, are Puppy, Kitty and myself in your will?".
>Human replies, "Ahh, yes of course. Why do you ask?."
>
>Rabbit winks at Black Bear and yells to the carnivores, "Long Pig for
>dessert!".
>
>
>Just trying to help.


I bet it takes a hell of a long time to cook.






--
Dr.Postman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors of afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® member #15-51506-253.
You can email me at: TuriFake(at)hotmail.com

"Did the Venus transit occur during sunset, idiot?"
- Grant,on the GLP web board, explains to us how
sunrise happens in NY and Asia at the same time.

On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 01:43:48 -0400, (Bunn E
Rabbit) wrote:

>
>
>http://local.msn.com/special/results/2004_bbq.asp
>
>--
>Ted E. Bear
>
><Ted E. Bear with Chef's cap hovers over long Grill at the NJ State
>Park. Then looks towards a line forming including a Wildcat, domestic
>Cat, feral Cat, Hawk, Falcon, Crow, Rat, Raccoon, Wolf, Dog, Fox, Black
>Bear and a Human. Chef Bear yells out, "I assume everyone here prefers
>their meat cooked rare." Human yells from the back of the line, "Umm,
>please cook my Jack Daniel's BBQ Chicken well with skin removed, white
>meat only and my poached Alaskan Salmon with dill sauce medium rare."
>
>Chef Bear mockingly yells back, "Would you prefer a glass of Pinot Noir
>or Santa Margherita with that? And frilly holders for your corn as
>well? French service?"
>
>All the Wildlife turn around and laugh at the Human.
>
>Rabbit hops over to grill and hands Chef Bear a jar of honey with a
>thick brush. Then grabs a bucket of grilled local vegetables for the
>herbivores across the way. Human then yells out, "Can we get this
>freaking line moving already... I paid for all this food Goddam it!".
>
>Rabbit while hopping back with grilled veggies, stops in front of pet
>owner and asks, "So Keith, are Puppy, Kitty and myself in your will?".
>Human replies, "Ahh, yes of course. Why do you ask?."
>
>Rabbit winks at Black Bear and yells to the carnivores, "Long Pig for
>dessert!".
>
>
>Just trying to help.


I bet it takes a hell of a long time to cook.






--
Dr.Postman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors of afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® member #15-51506-253.
You can email me at: TuriFake(at)hotmail.com

"Did the Venus transit occur during sunset, idiot?"
- Grant,on the GLP web board, explains to us how
sunrise happens in NY and Asia at the same time.

"Bunn E Rabbit" > wrote in message
...
>
>
> http://local.msn.com/special/results/2004_bbq.asp
>
> --
> Ted E. Bear
>
> <Ted E. Bear with Chef's cap hovers over long Grill at the NJ State
> Park. Then looks towards a line forming including a Wildcat, domestic
> Cat, feral Cat, Hawk, Falcon, Crow, Rat, Raccoon, Wolf, Dog, Fox, Black
> Bear and a Human. Chef Bear yells out, "I assume everyone here prefers
> their meat cooked rare." Human yells from the back of the line, "Umm,
> please cook my Jack Daniel's BBQ Chicken well with skin removed, white
> meat only and my poached Alaskan Salmon with dill sauce medium rare."
>
> Chef Bear mockingly yells back, "Would you prefer a glass of Pinot Noir
> or Santa Margherita with that? And frilly holders for your corn as
> well? French service?"
>
> All the Wildlife turn around and laugh at the Human.
>
> Rabbit hops over to grill and hands Chef Bear a jar of honey with a
> thick brush. Then grabs a bucket of grilled local vegetables for the
> herbivores across the way. Human then yells out, "Can we get this
> freaking line moving already... I paid for all this food Goddam it!".
>
> Rabbit while hopping back with grilled veggies, stops in front of pet
> owner and asks, "So Keith, are Puppy, Kitty and myself in your will?".
> Human replies, "Ahh, yes of course. Why do you ask?."
>
> Rabbit winks at Black Bear and yells to the carnivores, "Long Pig for
> dessert!".
>
>
Make mine a Jack Daniels, neat... and hold the twe...er pig.

- pack