"Bunn E Rabbit" > wrote in message
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> http://local.msn.com/special/results/2004_bbq.asp
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> Ted E. Bear
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> <Ted E. Bear with Chef's cap hovers over long Grill at the NJ State
> Park. Then looks towards a line forming including a Wildcat, domestic
> Cat, feral Cat, Hawk, Falcon, Crow, Rat, Raccoon, Wolf, Dog, Fox, Black
> Bear and a Human. Chef Bear yells out, "I assume everyone here prefers
> their meat cooked rare." Human yells from the back of the line, "Umm,
> please cook my Jack Daniel's BBQ Chicken well with skin removed, white
> meat only and my poached Alaskan Salmon with dill sauce medium rare."
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> Chef Bear mockingly yells back, "Would you prefer a glass of Pinot Noir
> or Santa Margherita with that? And frilly holders for your corn as
> well? French service?"
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> All the Wildlife turn around and laugh at the Human.
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> Rabbit hops over to grill and hands Chef Bear a jar of honey with a
> thick brush. Then grabs a bucket of grilled local vegetables for the
> herbivores across the way. Human then yells out, "Can we get this
> freaking line moving already... I paid for all this food Goddam it!".
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> Rabbit while hopping back with grilled veggies, stops in front of pet
> owner and asks, "So Keith, are Puppy, Kitty and myself in your will?".
> Human replies, "Ahh, yes of course. Why do you ask?."
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> Rabbit winks at Black Bear and yells to the carnivores, "Long Pig for
> dessert!".
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Make mine a Jack Daniels, neat... and hold the twe...er pig.

- pack