On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 01:43:48 -0400, (Bunn E
Rabbit) wrote:

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>http://local.msn.com/special/results/2004_bbq.asp
>
>--
>Ted E. Bear
>
><Ted E. Bear with Chef's cap hovers over long Grill at the NJ State
>Park. Then looks towards a line forming including a Wildcat, domestic
>Cat, feral Cat, Hawk, Falcon, Crow, Rat, Raccoon, Wolf, Dog, Fox, Black
>Bear and a Human. Chef Bear yells out, "I assume everyone here prefers
>their meat cooked rare." Human yells from the back of the line, "Umm,
>please cook my Jack Daniel's BBQ Chicken well with skin removed, white
>meat only and my poached Alaskan Salmon with dill sauce medium rare."
>
>Chef Bear mockingly yells back, "Would you prefer a glass of Pinot Noir
>or Santa Margherita with that? And frilly holders for your corn as
>well? French service?"
>
>All the Wildlife turn around and laugh at the Human.
>
>Rabbit hops over to grill and hands Chef Bear a jar of honey with a
>thick brush. Then grabs a bucket of grilled local vegetables for the
>herbivores across the way. Human then yells out, "Can we get this
>freaking line moving already... I paid for all this food Goddam it!".
>
>Rabbit while hopping back with grilled veggies, stops in front of pet
>owner and asks, "So Keith, are Puppy, Kitty and myself in your will?".
>Human replies, "Ahh, yes of course. Why do you ask?."
>
>Rabbit winks at Black Bear and yells to the carnivores, "Long Pig for
>dessert!".
>
>
>Just trying to help.


I bet it takes a hell of a long time to cook.






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