On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:36:06 -0700, Dan Abel > shouted
from the highest rooftop:

>In article >,
> George Shirley > wrote:
>
>> James Silverton wrote:
>
>> > sf wrote on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:55:48 -0700:
>
>> >> I watched mythbusters or some show like it on a science
>> >> channel last weekend or two ago. Parsley didn't do anything
>> >> to stop bad breath, but gum chewing helped and brushing did
>> >> wonders.
>> >
>> > Aside from cleaning your teeth, the best method is to persuade the
>> > (complaining) other person to eat some garlic too.
>> >
>>
>> Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory of a
>> study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove barefoot,
>> within five minutes it would be on your breath. That being said I love
>> garlic.
>
>That's interesting. I have certainly read that the garlic permeates
>your body, not just your mouth, so it doesn't matter what you do to your
>mouth, the smell will still be there (raw garlic).

Just as raw garlic tastes stronger than cooked garlic, eating raw
garlic (something I do from time to time) can cause stronger "garlic
breath" and the smell of garlic exuded via your skin (garlic body?).

The chlorophyll you ingest by chewing a few sprigs fresh parsley not
only neutralises "garlic breath" but also "garlic body." Works every
time, has a refreshing taste and is very nutritious ...




--

una cerveza mas por favor ...

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"Fruzen Dashund" <" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:29:04 -0500, Omelet wrote:
>
> > In article > ,
> > "JERRY" > wrote:
> >
> >> Why is that? Are you too important to fart?
> >
> > I eat healthier than you, obviously.
>
> I think everybody should fart more. I take pills that make me fart.
> I don't like people walking up to me and sniffing my butt to find
> out where I've been or what I've been eating or if I'm hot and juicy
> or not. Just let it loose and let it be known, ferdogssakes.
>
> -fd

I don't agree that people need to fart more, but I don't think there should
be so many law's about farting around other people. For crying out loud
everybody does it.

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:18:34 -0500, JERRY wrote:

> "Fruzen Dashund" <" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:29:04 -0500, Omelet wrote:
>>
>>> In article > ,
>>> "JERRY" > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Why is that? Are you too important to fart?
>>>
>>> I eat healthier than you, obviously.
>>
>> I think everybody should fart more. I take pills that make me fart.
>> I don't like people walking up to me and sniffing my butt to find
>> out where I've been or what I've been eating or if I'm hot and juicy
>> or not. Just let it loose and let it be known, ferdogssakes.
>>
>> -fd
>
> I don't agree that people need to fart more, but I don't think there should
> be so many law's about farting around other people. For crying out loud
> everybody does it.

laws? where the **** do you live?

blake

In article > ,
"JERRY" > wrote:

> "Omelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > In article > ,
> > "JERRY" > wrote:
> >
> > > "Omelet" > wrote in message
> > > news > > > > In article >,
> > > > sf > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet >
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot.
> > > > > >Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google.
> > > > >
> > > > > What about cruciferous green vegetables?
> > > >
> > > > They don't make ME fart.
> > > > --
> > > > Peace! Om
> > >
> > > Why is that? Are you too important to fart?
> >
> > I eat healthier than you, obviously.
> > --
> > Peace! Om
>
> What did I just say??? Eating Veggies makes you fart more.... especially
> bean's and similar veggies.

I don't eat beans.
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.

blake murphy > wrote:

> On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:18:34 -0500, JERRY wrote:
>
>> I don't agree that people need to fart more, but I don't think there should
>> be so many law's about farting around other people. For crying out loud
>> everybody does it.
>
> laws? where the **** do you live?

I hope you're not implying Jerry Sauk is wrong. Sheldon oughta be
along any minute to back him up.

-sw

Omelet > wrote:

> In article > ,
>
>> What did I just say??? Eating Veggies makes you fart more.... especially
>> bean's and similar veggies.
>
> I don't eat beans.

Not to mention they're not vegetables.

Jerry thinks everything that is not meat, taco shells, or hamburger
buns is a vegetable.

-sw

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> Omelet > wrote:
>
>> In article > ,
>>
>>> What did I just say??? Eating Veggies makes you fart more....
>>> especially
>>> bean's and similar veggies.
>>
>> I don't eat beans.
>
> Not to mention they're not vegetables.


What are they then? Lequizamos?

TFM®

On Apr 27, 11:39*pm, sf > wrote:
> On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:05:42 GMT, "James Silverton"
>
> > wrote:
> >Aside from cleaning your teeth, the best method is to persuade the
> >(complaining) other person to eat some garlic too.
>
> AFAIC you can never eat too much garlic. *The more the merrier! *LOL
>
> --
> I love cooking with wine.
> Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Well, that's almost true! The LD50 of H2O is about six gallons, drank
as fast as you can.

John Kuthe...

"blake murphy" > wrote in message
.. .
> On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:18:34 -0500, JERRY wrote:
>
>> "Fruzen Dashund" <" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:29:04 -0500, Omelet wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article > ,
>>>> "JERRY" > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Why is that? Are you too important to fart?
>>>>
>>>> I eat healthier than you, obviously.
>>>
>>> I think everybody should fart more. I take pills that make me fart.
>>> I don't like people walking up to me and sniffing my butt to find
>>> out where I've been or what I've been eating or if I'm hot and juicy
>>> or not. Just let it loose and let it be known, ferdogssakes.
>>>
>>> -fd
>>
>> I don't agree that people need to fart more, but I don't think there
>> should
>> be so many law's about farting around other people. For crying out loud
>> everybody does it.
>
> laws? where the **** do you live?
>
> blake

Lardough lives in his parents Bomb Shelter. Unfortunately it's the only
law they have for him

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:32:12 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> Omelet > wrote:
>
>> In article > ,
>>
>>> What did I just say??? Eating Veggies makes you fart more.... especially
>>> bean's and similar veggies.
>>
>> I don't eat beans.
>
> Not to mention they're not vegetables.
>
> Jerry thinks everything that is not meat, taco shells, or hamburger
> buns is a vegetable.
>
> -sw

does that analysis include jerry himself? he might be onto something
there.

your pal,
blake

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> Omelet > wrote:
>
> > In article > ,
> >
> >> What did I just say??? Eating Veggies makes you fart more....
especially
> >> bean's and similar veggies.
> >
> > I don't eat beans.
>
> Not to mention they're not vegetables.
>
> Jerry thinks everything that is not meat, taco shells, or hamburger
> buns is a vegetable.

Green Beans are veggie's.

"JERRY" > wrote in message
m...
>
> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Omelet > wrote:
>>
>> > In article > ,
>> >
>> >> What did I just say??? Eating Veggies makes you fart more....
> especially
>> >> bean's and similar veggies.
>> >
>> > I don't eat beans.
>>
>> Not to mention they're not vegetables.
>>
>> Jerry thinks everything that is not meat, taco shells, or hamburger
>> buns is a vegetable.
>
> Green Beans are veggie's.
>
>

Now I bet your going to claim tomatoes are also veggie's!

Robert

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:32:12 -0500 in rec.food.cooking, Sqwertz
> wrote,
>Jerry thinks everything that is not meat, taco shells, or hamburger
>buns is a vegetable.

And the school lunch nutrition council agrees with him.