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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message ... > Sqwertz > wrote: > > > All in all, it wasn't a bad meal for $3.24. And I got to use the > > leftover cup with ice for Black Velvet. > > I don't know what that meal unleashed, but my farts today are out of > this world! And that's the unusual thing I ate yesterday was > Wendy's. I'm basking in some serious gas today. > > -sw LOL steve you just proved yourself wrong because it's a well-known fact that organic, healthy home-cooked meal's and vegetable's provide much greater and smelliar fart's. |
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"JERRY" > wrote: > "Sqwertz" > wrote in message > ... > > Sqwertz > wrote: > > > > > All in all, it wasn't a bad meal for $3.24. And I got to use the > > > leftover cup with ice for Black Velvet. > > > > I don't know what that meal unleashed, but my farts today are out of > > this world! And that's the unusual thing I ate yesterday was > > Wendy's. I'm basking in some serious gas today. > > > > -sw > > LOL steve you just proved yourself wrong because it's a well-known fact that > organic, healthy home-cooked meal's and vegetable's provide much greater and > smelliar fart's. Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. -- Peace! Om Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. -- Anon. |
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On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet >
wrote: >Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. >Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. What about cruciferous green vegetables? -- I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. |
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"sf" > wrote in message ... > On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > > wrote: > >>Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. >>Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. > > What about cruciferous green vegetables? What if you eat a lot of pickled and or raw garlic? I love to go overboard on Sunday evening. It keeps everybody away on Monday morning. TFM® |
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sf > wrote: > On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > > wrote: > > >Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. > >Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. > > What about cruciferous green vegetables? They don't make ME fart. -- Peace! Om Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. -- Anon. |
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On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet >
shouted from the highest rooftop: >In article >, > "JERRY" > wrote: > >> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message >> ... >> > Sqwertz > wrote: >> > >> > > All in all, it wasn't a bad meal for $3.24. And I got to use the >> > > leftover cup with ice for Black Velvet. >> > >> > I don't know what that meal unleashed, but my farts today are out of >> > this world! And that's the unusual thing I ate yesterday was >> > Wendy's. I'm basking in some serious gas today. >> > >> > -sw >> >> LOL steve you just proved yourself wrong because it's a well-known fact that >> organic, healthy home-cooked meal's and vegetable's provide much greater and >> smelliar fart's. > >Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. >Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. Fresh parsley even more so. Eating a few sprigs of fresh parsley will even negate the smell of eating lots of garlic - so my wife tells me after I've had the occasional raw garlic sandwich. -- una cerveza mas por favor ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ Wax-up and drop-in of Surfing's Golden Years: <http://www.surfwriter.net> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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On Apr 27, 3:40*am, Omelet > wrote:
> In article >, > *sf > wrote: > > > On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > > > wrote: > > > >Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. > > >Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. *Look it up on Google. Someone is missing one sock, and it ain't in the dryer. > > > What about cruciferous green vegetables? > > They don't make ME fart. I wonder if the interrogator has really bad farts, does that violate the Geneva Conventions? They could play good cop/bad cop, with the good cop agreeing with the detainee that the bad cop is disgusting, and has poor personal habits. > -- > Peace! Om --Bryan listen @ http://www.MySpace.com/TheBonobos "The 1960's called. They want their recipe back." --Steve Wertz in rec.food.cooking 4-20-2009 |
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On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:44:54 +1200, bob >
wrote: >On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > >shouted from the highest rooftop: > >>Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. >>Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. > >Fresh parsley even more so. Eating a few sprigs of fresh parsley will >even negate the smell of eating lots of garlic - so my wife tells me >after I've had the occasional raw garlic sandwich. I watched mythbusters or some show like it on a science channel last weekend or two ago. Parsley didn't do anything to stop bad breath, but gum chewing helped and brushing did wonders. -- I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. |
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sf wrote on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:55:48 -0700:
>> On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > >> shouted from the highest rooftop: >> >>> Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. >>> Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. >> >> Fresh parsley even more so. Eating a few sprigs of fresh >> parsley will even negate the smell of eating lots of garlic - >> so my wife tells me after I've had the occasional raw garlic >> sandwich. > I watched mythbusters or some show like it on a science > channel last weekend or two ago. Parsley didn't do anything > to stop bad breath, but gum chewing helped and brushing did > wonders. Aside from cleaning your teeth, the best method is to persuade the (complaining) other person to eat some garlic too. -- James Silverton Potomac, Maryland Email, with obvious alterations: not.jim.silverton.at.verizon.not |
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James Silverton wrote:
> sf wrote on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:55:48 -0700: > >>> On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > >>> shouted from the highest rooftop: >>> >>>> Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. >>>> Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. >>> >>> Fresh parsley even more so. Eating a few sprigs of fresh >>> parsley will even negate the smell of eating lots of garlic - >>> so my wife tells me after I've had the occasional raw garlic >>> sandwich. > >> I watched mythbusters or some show like it on a science >> channel last weekend or two ago. Parsley didn't do anything >> to stop bad breath, but gum chewing helped and brushing did >> wonders. > > Aside from cleaning your teeth, the best method is to persuade the > (complaining) other person to eat some garlic too. > Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory of a study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove barefoot, within five minutes it would be on your breath. That being said I love garlic. |
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"James Silverton" > wrote: > sf wrote on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:55:48 -0700: > > >> On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > > >> shouted from the highest rooftop: > >> > >>> Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. > >>> Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. > >> > >> Fresh parsley even more so. Eating a few sprigs of fresh > >> parsley will even negate the smell of eating lots of garlic - > >> so my wife tells me after I've had the occasional raw garlic > >> sandwich. > > > I watched mythbusters or some show like it on a science > > channel last weekend or two ago. Parsley didn't do anything > > to stop bad breath, but gum chewing helped and brushing did > > wonders. > > Aside from cleaning your teeth, the best method is to persuade the > (complaining) other person to eat some garlic too. Another good personal grooming tip for halitosis is to brush your tongue and use a tongue scraper. Many dentists offices pass out plastic tongue scrapers. I have a metal one I use I bought at Sun Harvest and use regularly. -- Peace! Om Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. -- Anon. |
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George Shirley wrote:
> > Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory of a > study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove barefoot, > within five minutes it would be on your breath. That being said I love > garlic. It also works to sprinkle a little garlic powder in your roommates shoes. :-) (especially if he never changes his socks) Bob |
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"zxcvbob" > wrote in message ... > George Shirley wrote: >> >> Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory of a >> study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove barefoot, >> within five minutes it would be on your breath. That being said I love >> garlic. > > > It also works to sprinkle a little garlic powder in your roommates shoes. > :-) (especially if he never changes his socks) Egad! I'm going to have to get a roommate now. TFM® |
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"TFM®" > wrote in message om... > > > "zxcvbob" > wrote in message > ... >> George Shirley wrote: >>> >>> Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory of a >>> study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove barefoot, >>> within five minutes it would be on your breath. That being said I love >>> garlic. >> >> >> It also works to sprinkle a little garlic powder in your roommates shoes. >> :-) (especially if he never changes his socks) > > > Egad! I'm going to have to get a roommate now. > > TFM® Jerry might still be looking to move out of mommy's basement! Robert |
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"Robert" > wrote in message ... > > "TFM®" > wrote in message > om... >> >> >> "zxcvbob" > wrote in message >> ... >>> George Shirley wrote: >>>> >>>> Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory of a >>>> study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove barefoot, >>>> within five minutes it would be on your breath. That being said I love >>>> garlic. >>> >>> >>> It also works to sprinkle a little garlic powder in your roommates >>> shoes. :-) (especially if he never changes his socks) >> >> >> Egad! I'm going to have to get a roommate now. >> >> TFM® > > Jerry might still be looking to move out of mommy's basement! I said a roommate, not a chia pet. TFM® |
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"Robert" > wrote: > "TFM®" > wrote in message > om... > > > > > > "zxcvbob" > wrote in message > > ... > >> George Shirley wrote: > >>> > >>> Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory of a > >>> study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove barefoot, > >>> within five minutes it would be on your breath. That being said I love > >>> garlic. > >> > >> > >> It also works to sprinkle a little garlic powder in your roommates shoes. > >> :-) (especially if he never changes his socks) > > > > > > Egad! I'm going to have to get a roommate now. > > > > TFM® > > Jerry might still be looking to move out of mommy's basement! > > Robert Now there is a scary thought. ;-) -- Peace! Om Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. -- Anon. |
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"Omelet" > wrote in message ... > In article >, > "Robert" > wrote: > >> "TFM®" > wrote in message >> om... >> > >> > >> > "zxcvbob" > wrote in message >> > ... >> >> George Shirley wrote: >> >>> >> >>> Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory of >> >>> a >> >>> study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove >> >>> barefoot, >> >>> within five minutes it would be on your breath. That being said I >> >>> love >> >>> garlic. >> >> >> >> >> >> It also works to sprinkle a little garlic powder in your roommates >> >> shoes. >> >> :-) (especially if he never changes his socks) >> > >> > >> > Egad! I'm going to have to get a roommate now. >> > >> > TFM® >> >> Jerry might still be looking to move out of mommy's basement! >> >> Robert > > Now there is a scary thought. ;-) Actually I'd love to have him as a roommate...for the 35 seconds he'd last here. TFM® |
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TFM® > wrote: > "Omelet" > wrote in message > ... > > In article >, > > "Robert" > wrote: > > > >> "TFM®" > wrote in message > >> om... > >> > > >> > > >> > "zxcvbob" > wrote in message > >> > ... > >> >> George Shirley wrote: > >> >>> > >> >>> Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory of > >> >>> a > >> >>> study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove > >> >>> barefoot, > >> >>> within five minutes it would be on your breath. That being said I > >> >>> love > >> >>> garlic. > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> It also works to sprinkle a little garlic powder in your roommates > >> >> shoes. > >> >> :-) (especially if he never changes his socks) > >> > > >> > > >> > Egad! I'm going to have to get a roommate now. > >> > > >> > TFM® > >> > >> Jerry might still be looking to move out of mommy's basement! > >> > >> Robert > > > > Now there is a scary thought. ;-) > > > Actually I'd love to have him as a roommate...for the 35 seconds he'd last > here. > > TFM® I suspect he'd not survive. -- Peace! Om Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. -- Anon. |
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"Omelet" > wrote in message ... > In article >, > TFM® > wrote: > >> "Omelet" > wrote in message >> ... >> > In article >, >> > "Robert" > wrote: >> > >> >> "TFM®" > wrote in message >> >> om... >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > "zxcvbob" > wrote in message >> >> > ... >> >> >> George Shirley wrote: >> >> >>> >> >> >>> Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory >> >> >>> of >> >> >>> a >> >> >>> study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove >> >> >>> barefoot, >> >> >>> within five minutes it would be on your breath. That being said I >> >> >>> love >> >> >>> garlic. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> It also works to sprinkle a little garlic powder in your roommates >> >> >> shoes. >> >> >> :-) (especially if he never changes his socks) >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > Egad! I'm going to have to get a roommate now. >> >> > >> >> > TFM® >> >> >> >> Jerry might still be looking to move out of mommy's basement! >> >> >> >> Robert >> > >> > Now there is a scary thought. ;-) >> >> >> Actually I'd love to have him as a roommate...for the 35 seconds he'd >> last >> here. >> >> TFM® > > I suspect he'd not survive. He possibly could, but he'd be screaming like a little girl as he ran up the street. TFM® |
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TFM® > wrote: > >> >> Jerry might still be looking to move out of mommy's basement! > >> >> > >> >> Robert > >> > > >> > Now there is a scary thought. ;-) > >> > >> > >> Actually I'd love to have him as a roommate...for the 35 seconds he'd > >> last > >> here. > >> > >> TFM® > > > > I suspect he'd not survive. > > > He possibly could, but he'd be screaming like a little girl as he ran up the > street. > > TFM® <laughs> That's a hilarious picture! -- Peace! Om Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. -- Anon. |
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JERRY > wrote:
> LOL steve you just proved yourself wrong because it's a well-known fact that > organic, healthy home-cooked meal's and vegetable's provide much greater and > smelliar fart's. Sound like you need regular doses of FiberCon if eating fast food has thrown off your metabolism that much. The only "organic food" *you* get is few warm loads in your mouth every other day. -sw |
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On Apr 27, 11:08*am, George Shirley > wrote:
> James Silverton wrote: > > sf *wrote *on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:55:48 -0700: > > >>> On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > > >>> shouted from the highest rooftop: > > >>>> Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. > >>>> Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. *Look it up on Google. > > >>> Fresh parsley even more so. Eating a few sprigs of fresh > >>> parsley will even negate the smell of eating lots of garlic - > >>> so my wife tells me after I've had the occasional raw garlic > >>> sandwich. > > >> I watched mythbusters or some show like it on a science > >> channel last weekend or two ago. *Parsley didn't do anything > >> to stop bad breath, but gum chewing helped and brushing did > >> wonders. > > > Aside from cleaning your teeth, the best method is to persuade the > > (complaining) other person to eat some garlic too. > > Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory of a > study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove barefoot, > within five minutes it would be on your breath. That being said I love > garlic Some people really stink when they eat garlic, and some don't. A few of my friends smell just awful after eating it. --Bryan listen @ http://www.MySpace.com/TheBonobos "The 1960's called. They want their recipe back." --Steve Wertz in rec.food.cooking 4-20-2009 |
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"Bobo Bonobo®" > wrote > Some people really stink when they eat garlic, and some don't. A few > of my friends smell just awful after eating it. I find that hard to believe. Not that some people stink, that you have any friends. TFM® |
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On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:55:48 -0700, sf > shouted from
the highest rooftop: >On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:44:54 +1200, bob > >wrote: > >>On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > >>shouted from the highest rooftop: >> >>>Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. >>>Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. >> >>Fresh parsley even more so. Eating a few sprigs of fresh parsley will >>even negate the smell of eating lots of garlic - so my wife tells me >>after I've had the occasional raw garlic sandwich. > >I watched mythbusters or some show like it on a science channel last >weekend or two ago. Parsley didn't do anything to stop bad breath, >but gum chewing helped and brushing did wonders. Eating garlic doesn't cause "bad breath" or halitosis. It causes your breath and body to smell of garlic and eating fresh parsley (which is very high in chlorophyll) helps to neutralise the garlic smell. What it may or may not do for halitosis is another matter. -- una cerveza mas por favor ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ Wax-up and drop-in of Surfing's Golden Years: <http://www.surfwriter.net> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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"bob" > wrote in message ... > On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:55:48 -0700, sf > shouted from > the highest rooftop: > >>On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:44:54 +1200, bob > >>wrote: >> >>>On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > >>>shouted from the highest rooftop: >>> >>>>Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. >>>>Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. >>> >>>Fresh parsley even more so. Eating a few sprigs of fresh parsley will >>>even negate the smell of eating lots of garlic - so my wife tells me >>>after I've had the occasional raw garlic sandwich. >> >>I watched mythbusters or some show like it on a science channel last >>weekend or two ago. Parsley didn't do anything to stop bad breath, >>but gum chewing helped and brushing did wonders. > > Eating garlic doesn't cause "bad breath" or halitosis. It causes your > breath and body to smell of garlic and eating fresh parsley (which is > very high in chlorophyll) helps to neutralise the garlic smell. What > it may or may not do for halitosis is another matter. You must talk to my cow orkers about that the morning after I've consumed 3 roasted heads of garlic. For the record, I ****ing reek after such an event. I could wear a parsley hat and it wouldn't matter. TFM® |
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On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:25:50 -0400, TFM®
> shouted from the highest rooftop: > > >"bob" > wrote in message .. . >> On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:55:48 -0700, sf > shouted from >> the highest rooftop: >> >>>On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:44:54 +1200, bob > >>>wrote: >>> >>>>On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > >>>>shouted from the highest rooftop: >>>> >>>>>Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. >>>>>Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. >>>> >>>>Fresh parsley even more so. Eating a few sprigs of fresh parsley will >>>>even negate the smell of eating lots of garlic - so my wife tells me >>>>after I've had the occasional raw garlic sandwich. >>> >>>I watched mythbusters or some show like it on a science channel last >>>weekend or two ago. Parsley didn't do anything to stop bad breath, >>>but gum chewing helped and brushing did wonders. >> >> Eating garlic doesn't cause "bad breath" or halitosis. It causes your >> breath and body to smell of garlic and eating fresh parsley (which is >> very high in chlorophyll) helps to neutralise the garlic smell. What >> it may or may not do for halitosis is another matter. > > >You must talk to my cow orkers about that the morning after I've consumed 3 >roasted heads of garlic. > >For the record, I ****ing reek after such an event. > >I could wear a parsley hat and it wouldn't matter. Try eating your hat. The cow orks would thank you for it. -- una cerveza mas por favor ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ Wax-up and drop-in of Surfing's Golden Years: <http://www.surfwriter.net> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:05:42 GMT, "James Silverton"
> wrote: >Aside from cleaning your teeth, the best method is to persuade the >(complaining) other person to eat some garlic too. AFAIC you can never eat too much garlic. The more the merrier! LOL -- I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. |
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On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 11:08:43 -0500, George Shirley
> wrote: >James Silverton wrote: >> sf wrote on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:55:48 -0700: >> >>> I watched mythbusters or some show like it on a science >>> channel last weekend or two ago. Parsley didn't do anything >>> to stop bad breath, but gum chewing helped and brushing did >>> wonders. >> >> Aside from cleaning your teeth, the best method is to persuade the >> (complaining) other person to eat some garlic too. >> > >Somewhere in the back of my rapidly aging brain there is a memory of a >study that showed that if you stood on a peeled garlic clove barefoot, >within five minutes it would be on your breath. Interesting, but I don't believe it. :) > That being said I love garlic. I do too - and I don't care if my breath smells like garlic because it could smell a whole lot worse. LOL! -- I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. |
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On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:36:06 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote:
>That's interesting. I have certainly read that the garlic permeates >your body, not just your mouth, so it doesn't matter what you do to your >mouth, the smell will still be there (raw garlic). > >I believe you can test this. The *only* time I've heard about this phenomena first person (or was it second?) is a bazillion years ago when a friend told me she and her husband consumed a meal that was full of garlic. She told me that garlic exuded from his pores that night and she had trouble sleeping because he smelled so garlicky. 1. I didn't believe it. 2. Maybe he would have smelled better if he'd taken a shower before going to bed. -- I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. |
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On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:01:01 -0400, TFM® wrote:
> "Bobo Bonobo®" > wrote > >> Some people really stink when they eat garlic, and some don't. A few >> of my friends smell just awful after eating it. > > I find that hard to believe. > Not that some people stink, that you have any friends. > > TFM® he has a couple of friends, but they don't like him. your pal, blake |
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On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:06:01 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:
> JERRY > wrote: > >> LOL steve you just proved yourself wrong because it's a well-known fact that >> organic, healthy home-cooked meal's and vegetable's provide much greater and >> smelliar fart's. > > Sound like you need regular doses of FiberCon if eating fast food > has thrown off your metabolism that much. The only "organic food" > *you* get is few warm loads in your mouth every other day. > > -sw jerry's case proves that a diet of excessive fast-food causes an excrudesence of apostrophes. your pal, blake |
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blake murphy > wrote:
> jerry's case proves that a diet of excessive fast-food causes an > excrudesence of apostrophes. I had to look that one up (you forgot a 'c' btw). I'm not sure if fits in context from the definition I read, though. He certainly is an excrudescence all by his lonesome, though. -sw |
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"Omelet" > wrote in message ... > In article >, > "JERRY" > wrote: > > > "Sqwertz" > wrote in message > > ... > > > Sqwertz > wrote: > > > > > > > All in all, it wasn't a bad meal for $3.24. And I got to use the > > > > leftover cup with ice for Black Velvet. > > > > > > I don't know what that meal unleashed, but my farts today are out of > > > this world! And that's the unusual thing I ate yesterday was > > > Wendy's. I'm basking in some serious gas today. > > > > > > -sw > > > > LOL steve you just proved yourself wrong because it's a well-known fact that > > organic, healthy home-cooked meal's and vegetable's provide much greater and > > smelliar fart's. > > Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. > Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. > -- > Peace! Om Deodarant won't do much good if your eating a ton of Beans on top of it, dumbass. |
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"Omelet" > wrote in message ... > In article >, > sf > wrote: > > > On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > > > wrote: > > > > >Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. > > >Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. > > > > What about cruciferous green vegetables? > > They don't make ME fart. > -- > Peace! Om Why is that? Are you too important to fart? |
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"JERRY" > wrote: > "Omelet" > wrote in message > ... > > In article >, > > sf > wrote: > > > > > On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > > > > wrote: > > > > > > >Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. > > > >Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. > > > > > > What about cruciferous green vegetables? > > > > They don't make ME fart. > > -- > > Peace! Om > > Why is that? Are you too important to fart? I eat healthier than you, obviously. -- Peace! Om Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. -- Anon. |
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"Omelet" > wrote in message ... > In article > , > "JERRY" > wrote: > > > "Omelet" > wrote in message > > ... > > > In article >, > > > sf > wrote: > > > > > > > On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > >Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. > > > > >Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. > > > > > > > > What about cruciferous green vegetables? > > > > > > They don't make ME fart. > > > -- > > > Peace! Om > > > > Why is that? Are you too important to fart? > > I eat healthier than you, obviously. > -- > Peace! Om What did I just say??? Eating Veggies makes you fart more.... especially bean's and similar veggies. |
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On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:29:04 -0500, Omelet wrote:
> In article > , > "JERRY" > wrote: > >> Why is that? Are you too important to fart? > > I eat healthier than you, obviously. I think everybody should fart more. I take pills that make me fart. I don't like people walking up to me and sniffing my butt to find out where I've been or what I've been eating or if I'm hot and juicy or not. Just let it loose and let it be known, ferdogssakes. -fd |
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"Omelet" > wrote in message ... > In article > , > "JERRY" > wrote: > >> "Omelet" > wrote in message >> ... >> > In article >, >> > sf > wrote: >> > >> > > On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > >> > > wrote: >> > > >> > > >Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. >> > > >Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. >> > > >> > > What about cruciferous green vegetables? >> > >> > They don't make ME fart. >> > -- >> > Peace! Om >> >> Why is that? Are you too important to fart? > > I eat healthier than you, obviously. I can go on a bender and eat fried chicken (with bones), fried potatoes, fried grits, fried okra and fried green tomatoes and still be eating better food than Jerry. Your point is? TFM® |
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"JERRY" > wrote in message m... > > "Omelet" > wrote in message > ... >> In article > , >> "JERRY" > wrote: >> >> > "Omelet" > wrote in message >> > ... >> > > In article >, >> > > sf > wrote: >> > > >> > > > On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:39 -0500, Omelet > >> > > > wrote: >> > > > >> > > > >Not if you eat a lot of fresh greens idiot. >> > > > >Chlorophyll is a natural deodorant. Look it up on Google. >> > > > >> > > > What about cruciferous green vegetables? >> > > >> > > They don't make ME fart. >> > > -- >> > > Peace! Om >> > >> > Why is that? Are you too important to fart? >> >> I eat healthier than you, obviously. >> -- >> Peace! Om > > What did I just say??? Something incredibly stupid that had nothing to do with what you were attempting to reply to. TFM® |
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