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Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was scarlet red
The reason for this colour was
the pick axe in its head

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A Single Locust wrote:
> On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:01:10 +0000, Marty > wrote:
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>>Mary had a little lamb
>>Its fleece was scarlet red
>>The reason for this colour was
>>the pick axe in its head

>
>
> Mary had a BMX
> The seat was back to front
> Every time the pedals turned
> The seat went up her ****


There once was a philosopher name Spencer,

Who never knew pleasure intenser.

Than once when he saw,

Mr. George Bernard Shaw,

Attempting to bugger the censor.
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A snakeoiler called asshole Farrel
Preferred to wear ladies' apparrel.
In panties and bra
He cried "Shout who you are!
I'm a titsi old slapper called Carol."


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On Mar 21, 6:18*pm, " >
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> A snakeoiler called asshole Farrel
> Preferred to wear ladies' apparrel.
> In panties and bra
> He cried "Shout who you are!
> I'm a titsi old slapper called Carol."


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you guys are funny
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Back to Mary...

Mary had a little lamb
It ****ed all over the floor
So mary took an axe to it
And It didn't any more

The OP prequel

MC


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Joseph Littleshoes wrote ...
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>>>

>>
>>There once was a philosopher name Spencer,
>>
>> Who never knew pleasure intenser.
>>
>>Than once when he saw,
>>
>> Mr. George Bernard Shaw,
>>
>>Attempting to bugger the censor.
>>--
>>JL
>>
>>

>
> *target age group*


You honestly think this is only going to 12 year old adolescent boys?

So we must be talking about the 13 - 18 crowed? or 'God' forbid the gen.
X's yet to realize 30.

*Sigh*

What specifically targeted 'age group' were you referring to?

Now if you want to talk geriatrics .....



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And her obstetrician fainted.


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Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork,
A little spam,
A little beef,
A little boar,
Mary was a carnivore.

(Hey, it's all food. Well, maybe except for the spam...)
Best -- Terry


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On 21/03/2009 21:58 A Single Locust wrote:

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot the shepherd

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