brooklyn1 > wrote:

> And GREASY! Looks grotesque, like some hideous horror that matches sqwartz'
> stuffed chicken hide.

I forgot all about that feat. The fact that you still remember it
means you're just jealous.

This is a whole deboned chicken with the skin left completely intact
(wings were hacked of).

http://i39.tinypic.com/20pdkdz.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/2ey8kyb.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/29c729w.jpg

The stuffing contained the chicken, various kinds of bread cubes,
crawfish tails, onion, sweet yellow peppers, and probably some other
stuff like celery and whatnot.

Stick to your unadventurous, Mr. "I eat a can a day of SPAM, y'ol
fart. Some of us like to experiment and come up with unique dishes.

-sw

Sqwertz wrote:
> brooklyn1 > wrote:
>
>> And GREASY! Looks grotesque, like some hideous horror that matches sqwartz'
>> stuffed chicken hide.
>
> I forgot all about that feat. The fact that you still remember it
> means you're just jealous.
>
> This is a whole deboned chicken with the skin left completely intact
> (wings were hacked of).
>
> http://i39.tinypic.com/20pdkdz.jpg
> http://i44.tinypic.com/2ey8kyb.jpg
> http://i43.tinypic.com/29c729w.jpg

So you took the skin off a chicken and put it back on.. That is really
adventuresome and unique. Would of been better roasted you know like a
chicken...without your additions of whatnots.

Looks disgusting.

chickenskinalagarbage...


jay

On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:49:08 -0500, jay > wrote:

>So you took the skin off a chicken and put it back on.. That is really
>adventuresome and unique.

Not really....Julia Child did that back in the 70's. She removed the
back bone, flattened the chicken completely, run her fingers under the
skin to loosen, and then stuffed with a savory stuffing. Roasted as
usual. Very nice presentation and guests are curious how you got
stuffing inside of the leg and thigh. Each serving will have
stuffing.

jay > wrote:

> So you took the skin off a chicken and put it back on.. That is really
> adventuresome and unique. Would of been better roasted you know like a
> chicken...without your additions of whatnots.

Jay, Jay, Jay. Are you still mad because I wouldn't let you suck my
dick at the last Austin get-together?

I take all your criticism as compliments. If you ever were to
compliment me, I'd take it as actual criticism. Like the time you
found me attractive - I thought I was going to barf. You notice I
didn't even eat my dinner that night... (and thankfully Om gave me a
ride home).

-sw

"Sqwartz" wrote
> jay wrote:
>
>> So you took the skin off a chicken and put it back on.. That is really
>> adventuresome and unique. Would of been better roasted you know like a
>> chicken...without your additions of whatnots.
>
> Jay, Jay, Jay. Are you still mad because I wouldn't let you suck my
> dick.

You call that dwarf nub a dick, that's more like a mouse clit... would be
like sucking a shit scented sen-sen.

Sheldon wrote:

> You call that dwarf nub a dick, that's more like a mouse clit.

Sheldon is a lot more comfortable with a BIG penis in his mouth. At least
twelve inches long and as fat as the big end of a baseball bat. This is one
time his bucolic life works to his advantage; he can practice on the
stallion just a few fields away.


> ... would be like sucking a shit scented sen-sen.

And who would know THAT better than Sheldon?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha! "..."

Bob

"jay" > wrote in message
.. .
> On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:30:51 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:
>
>
>> You call that dwarf nub a dick, that's more like a mouse clit... would be
>> like sucking a shit scented sen-sen.
>
> ahahahaha
>
> The *wide stander* wertz hasn't had sex maybe ever unless it was with his
> fist or some other inanimate object... like that *scrotal sack* he whipped
> up for din din. I mean WHO would?
>

Damn. Another asshole with a hardon for Steve. Buh byeee.

On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:06:19 -0400, cybercat wrote:

> "jay" > wrote in message
> .. .
>> On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:30:51 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:
>>
>>
>>> You call that dwarf nub a dick, that's more like a mouse clit... would be
>>> like sucking a shit scented sen-sen.
>>
>> ahahahaha
>>
>> The *wide stander* wertz hasn't had sex maybe ever unless it was with his
>> fist or some other inanimate object... like that *scrotal sack* he whipped
>> up for din din. I mean WHO would?
>>
>
> Damn. Another asshole with a hardon for Steve. Buh byeee.

and the insults are so lame.

your pal,
blake

On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:06:19 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote:

>
>"jay" > wrote in message
. ..
>> On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:30:51 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:
>>
>>
>>> You call that dwarf nub a dick, that's more like a mouse clit... would be
>>> like sucking a shit scented sen-sen.
>>
>> ahahahaha
>>
>> The *wide stander* wertz hasn't had sex maybe ever unless it was with his
>> fist or some other inanimate object... like that *scrotal sack* he whipped
>> up for din din. I mean WHO would?
>>
>
>Damn. Another asshole with a hardon for Steve. Buh byeee.
>
You beat me to it.


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

jay wrote:
> On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:30:51 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:
>
>
>> You call that dwarf nub a dick, that's more like a mouse clit... would be
>> like sucking a shit scented sen-sen.
>
> ahahahaha
>
> The *wide stander* wertz hasn't had sex maybe ever unless it was with his
> fist or some other inanimate object... like that *scrotal sack* he whipped
> up for din din. I mean WHO would?

You seemed quite interested in my pee-pee that night at Iron Works BBQ.
now you're just mad because I shot you down into a flaming ball of wreckage.

Clean yourself up and get a grip, man. But not on me.

-sw

jay > wrote:

>> The meeting of austin.food, alt.food.binaries, and
>> alt.food.barbecue (groups we all had in common) was a minor
>> success. We should have had more people. Jay-BillyBob never
>> showed because he's afraid of Om, for example.

I only said that so Om would put her gun away. She was packing the
whole time at IW, and for days later.

-sw

In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:

> jay > wrote:
>
> > So you took the skin off a chicken and put it back on.. That is really
> > adventuresome and unique. Would of been better roasted you know like a
> > chicken...without your additions of whatnots.
>
> Jay, Jay, Jay. Are you still mad because I wouldn't let you suck my
> dick at the last Austin get-together?
>
> I take all your criticism as compliments. If you ever were to
> compliment me, I'd take it as actual criticism. Like the time you
> found me attractive - I thought I was going to barf. You notice I
> didn't even eat my dinner that night... (and thankfully Om gave me a
> ride home).
>
> -sw

We met Jay at Ironworks??? How did I miss observing that one? I
thought it was DG that was hitting on you. <g>
--
Peace! Om

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. -- Dalai Lama

Omelet wrote:

> We met Jay at Ironworks??? How did I miss observing that one?

NO, you didn't meet jay at Ironworks. Your little fat queer buddy
*WIDE* squirts is a schizophrenic liar. When I was in high school our
baseball team went to Ironworks once.. haven't been there since. If any
of us saw "sqirtz" then ..he was in the *boys* room working on his *wide
stance* technique.

Beware of WW *wide wertz* !!

ahahahaha

jay

In article >,
jay > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
>
> > We met Jay at Ironworks??? How did I miss observing that one?
>
> NO, you didn't meet jay at Ironworks.

Liar.

You may want to consider laying off the booze during pubic gatherings
dear.
--
Peace! Om

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. -- Dalai Lama

Omelet wrote:

> We met Jay at Ironworks??? How did I miss observing that one? I
> thought it was DG that was hitting on you. <g>

That was *Jay*. You'll remember him now. He was afraid you'd kick the
chit out of him if you knew that was him, so he introduced himself to you
as another person.

-sw

In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
>
> > We met Jay at Ironworks??? How did I miss observing that one? I
> > thought it was DG that was hitting on you. <g>
>
> That was *Jay*. You'll remember him now. He was afraid you'd kick the
> chit out of him if you knew that was him, so he introduced himself to you
> as another person.
>
> -sw

That was wise of him. ;-)
I recall discussing his true identity now on the way to your house.

I think he was scared because, ever since you got mugged, I always
"pack" when I go to Austin.
--
Peace! Om

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. -- Dalai Lama

In article >,
jay > wrote:

> > Jay, Jay, Jay. Are you still mad
>
> Don't flatter yourself.

I finally recalled the gathering...
You were pretty wasted so maybe you still don't. ;-)

You are quite the flirt when you are on the sauce Jay!
And that "thing" you did with the BBQ sausage...

Nevermind.
--
Peace! Om

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. -- Dalai Lama

jay wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:19:43 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> jay > wrote:
>>
>>> So you took the skin off a chicken and put it back on.. That is really
>>> adventuresome and unique. Would of been better roasted you know like a
>>> chicken...without your additions of whatnots.
>> Jay, Jay, Jay. Are you still mad
>
> Don't flatter yourself. For one I wouldn't ever be anywhere around a
> "squirtz potty room gettogether".

Uh-huh. That's why you've shown up to the austin.food get-togethers
twice, now. I suspect the third time is not going to happen now that I've
officially turned you down in public.

Jay is a hairdresser (no surprise there, eh?), and get this: My mother
gets her hair done where Jay works. I had told my mother about the
incident a couple days after it happened, and just a few weeks ago they
met each other there at the shop. My mom asked if he was the one that was
hitting on her son, and he said, "Yep - that's me". And then my mom told
him to get lost - that I don't swing that way and he doesn't have a chance
in hell. Ain't that a hoot! (no, he wasn't the one doing her hair). Go Mom!

So now Jay is even more indignant and determined to stalk me with these
childish, sheldon-style comebacks.

-sw

Sqwertz wrote:

> jay wrote:
> > On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:19:43 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> >> jay > wrote:
> >>
> >>> So you took the skin off a chicken and put it back on.. That is really
> >>> adventuresome and unique. Would of been better roasted you know like a
> >>> chicken...without your additions of whatnots.
> >> Jay, Jay, Jay. Are you still mad
> >
> > Don't flatter yourself. For one I wouldn't ever be anywhere around a
> > "squirtz potty room gettogether".
>
> Uh-huh. That's why you've shown up to the austin.food get-togethers
> twice, now. I suspect the third time is not going to happen now that I've
> officially turned you down in public.
>
> Jay is a hairdresser (no surprise there, eh?), and get this: My mother
> gets her hair done where Jay works. I had told my mother about the
> incident a couple days after it happened, and just a few weeks ago they
> met each other there at the shop. My mom asked if he was the one that was
> hitting on her son, and he said, "Yep - that's me". And then my mom told
> him to get lost - that I don't swing that way and he doesn't have a chance
> in hell. Ain't that a hoot! (no, he wasn't the one doing her hair). Go
Mom!
>


"Oh, Thteve, you are such a *man*...!!!"


> So now Jay is even more indignant and determined to stalk me with these
> childish, sheldon-style comebacks.


I love the fact that Steve has his very own "*** Stalkers Club"...keep the
funny stories coming...!!!

;-p


--
Best
Greg

On Mar 10, 3:17�pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
> brooklyn1 > wrote:
> > And GREASY! �Looks grotesque, like some hideous horror that matches sqwartz'
> > stuffed chicken hide.
>
> I forgot all about that feat. �The fact that you still remember it
> means you're just jealous.
>
> This is a whole deboned chicken with the skin left completely intact
> (wings were hacked of).
>
> http://i39.tinypic.com/20pdkdz.jpght...om/29c729w.jpg
>
> The stuffing contained the chicken, various kinds of bread cubes,
> crawfish tails, onion, sweet yellow peppers, and probably some other
> stuff like celery and whatnot.
>
> Stick to your unadventurous, Mr. "I eat a can a day of SPAM, y'ol
> fart. Some of us like to experiment and come up with unique dishes.
>
> -sw

Steve , I sometimes will bone a chicken and stuff it with spinach,
mushroom and swiss cheese. Use your imagination on seasonings, if the
chicken looks too skinny, I will add a couple of boneless breasts. It
is delish.

I like the idea of crawfish, next trime I will use some of the and
peppers etc.

Rosie

"Sqwertz" wrote
> brooklyn1 wrote:
>
>> And GREASY! Looks grotesque, like some hideous horror that matches
>> sqwartz'
>> stuffed chicken hide.
>
> I forgot all about that feat. The fact that you still remember it
> means you're just jealous.

No, it means it was so hidiously grotesque that it left a lasting impression
by which to compare all other culinary abortions.

> http://i39.tinypic.com/20pdkdz.jpg

Yikes, sqwartz sure knows how to wear out a blow up doll.

> http://i44.tinypic.com/2ey8kyb.jpg

Petrified whale poop?

> http://i43.tinypic.com/29c729w.jpg

Blech! Gack! That's what the roto-rooter guy fished from your terlit
trap... lookit all your impacted butt plugs. yik

And you have the nerve to malign Andy, sheesh!

In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:

> This is a whole deboned chicken with the skin left completely intact
> (wings were hacked of).
>
> http://i39.tinypic.com/20pdkdz.jpg
> http://i44.tinypic.com/2ey8kyb.jpg
> http://i43.tinypic.com/29c729w.jpg
>
> The stuffing contained the chicken, various kinds of bread cubes,
> crawfish tails, onion, sweet yellow peppers, and probably some other
> stuff like celery and whatnot.

I must have missed that the first time you posted it. That looks
fantastic!
--
Peace! Om

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. -- Dalai Lama

"Omelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article >,
> Sqwertz > wrote:
>
>> This is a whole deboned chicken with the skin left completely intact
>> (wings were hacked of).
>>
>> http://i39.tinypic.com/20pdkdz.jpg
>> http://i44.tinypic.com/2ey8kyb.jpg
>> http://i43.tinypic.com/29c729w.jpg
>>
>> The stuffing contained the chicken, various kinds of bread cubes,
>> crawfish tails, onion, sweet yellow peppers, and probably some other
>> stuff like celery and whatnot.
>
> I must have missed that the first time you posted it. That looks
> fantastic!
>
>
Sure it looks fantastic... it's what you see when you look in the mirror.
Fantastic your ass, yoose texuns lie like a rug.

On Mar 10, 5:42 pm, Omelet > wrote:
>
> I must have missed that the first time you posted it. That looks
> fantastic!
> --
> Peace! Om>

Om said almost exactly what I was fixin' to say.

I'd probably stuff it differently (a boiled egg would be good), but,
great job Sqz.

B

Not a canaspamadaykindaguy.

In article
>,
bulka > wrote:

> On Mar 10, 5:42 pm, Omelet > wrote:
> >
> > I must have missed that the first time you posted it. That looks
> > fantastic!
> > --
> > Peace! Om>
>
> Om said almost exactly what I was fixin' to say.
>
> I'd probably stuff it differently (a boiled egg would be good), but,
> great job Sqz.
>
> B
>
> Not a canaspamadaykindaguy.

Boiled egg is not a bad idea at all. I like the crawfish meat idea too.
I can get tail meat ready to use in 1 lb. packages.
--
Peace! Om

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. -- Dalai Lama

Omelet > wrote in newsmpomelet-E3A30F.20391610032009
@news-wc.giganews.com:

> In article
> >,
> bulka > wrote:
>
>> On Mar 10, 5:42 pm, Omelet > wrote:
>> >
>> > I must have missed that the first time you posted it. That looks
>> > fantastic!
>> > --
>> > Peace! Om>
>>
>> Om said almost exactly what I was fixin' to say.
>>
>> I'd probably stuff it differently (a boiled egg would be good), but,
>> great job Sqz.
>>
>> B
>>
>> Not a canaspamadaykindaguy.
>
> Boiled egg is not a bad idea at all.



Like this .......... :-)


http://i42.tinypic.com/xkzww8.jpg


Next time I'll wrap it in bacon as well :-)



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

Killfile all Google Groups posters.........

http://improve-usenet.org/

http://improve-usenet.org/filters_bg.html

In article >,
"..PL.." > wrote:

> Omelet > wrote in newsmpomelet-E3A30F.20391610032009
> @news-wc.giganews.com:
>
> > In article
> > >,
> > bulka > wrote:
> >
> >> On Mar 10, 5:42 pm, Omelet > wrote:
> >> >
> >> > I must have missed that the first time you posted it. That looks
> >> > fantastic!
> >> > --
> >> > Peace! Om>
> >>
> >> Om said almost exactly what I was fixin' to say.
> >>
> >> I'd probably stuff it differently (a boiled egg would be good), but,
> >> great job Sqz.
> >>
> >> B
> >>
> >> Not a canaspamadaykindaguy.
> >
> > Boiled egg is not a bad idea at all.
>
>
>
> Like this .......... :-)
>
>
> http://i42.tinypic.com/xkzww8.jpg
>
>
> Next time I'll wrap it in bacon as well :-)

Yeah I remember that one. :-) It looks really cool.
--
Peace! Om

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. -- Dalai Lama

Sqwertz wrote:
> brooklyn1 > wrote:
>
>> And GREASY! Looks grotesque, like some hideous horror that matches sqwartz'
>> stuffed chicken hide.
>
> I forgot all about that feat. The fact that you still remember it
> means you're just jealous.
>
> This is a whole deboned chicken with the skin left completely intact
> (wings were hacked of).
>
> http://i39.tinypic.com/20pdkdz.jpg
> http://i44.tinypic.com/2ey8kyb.jpg
> http://i43.tinypic.com/29c729w.jpg
>
> The stuffing contained the chicken, various kinds of bread cubes,
> crawfish tails, onion, sweet yellow peppers, and probably some other
> stuff like celery and whatnot.
>
> Stick to your unadventurous, Mr. "I eat a can a day of SPAM, y'ol
> fart. Some of us like to experiment and come up with unique dishes.
>
> -sw

SW -

All I can say is, dribble, drool, spittle, squeak!

Since I am on a liquid diet until lunch time tomorrow (having a med
procedure in the morning), all I can do is clean my screen from my
exclamations on how edible your pics 144 & 143 are... thanks for posting
them.

Now I have a high mark for what I'd like to do in the future :-)

Bob

Bob Muncie wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
>> brooklyn1 > wrote:
>>
>>> And GREASY! Looks grotesque, like some hideous horror that matches
>>> sqwartz' stuffed chicken hide.
>>
>> I forgot all about that feat. The fact that you still remember it
>> means you're just jealous.
>>
>> This is a whole deboned chicken with the skin left completely intact
>> (wings were hacked of).
>>
>> http://i39.tinypic.com/20pdkdz.jpg
>> http://i44.tinypic.com/2ey8kyb.jpg
>> http://i43.tinypic.com/29c729w.jpg
>>
>> The stuffing contained the chicken, various kinds of bread cubes,
>> crawfish tails, onion, sweet yellow peppers, and probably some other
>> stuff like celery and whatnot.
>>
>> Stick to your unadventurous, Mr. "I eat a can a day of SPAM, y'ol
>> fart. Some of us like to experiment and come up with unique dishes.
>>
>> -sw
>
> SW -
>
> All I can say is, dribble, drool, spittle, squeak!
>
> Since I am on a liquid diet until lunch time tomorrow (having a med
> procedure in the morning), all I can do is clean my screen from my
> exclamations on how edible your pics 144 & 143 are... thanks for posting
> them.
>
> Now I have a high mark for what I'd like to do in the future :-)
>
> Bob
It does look flavoursome. And the prep pics help
may try that when do next batch of chooks
while the other half is away she does not like it when the potential
food has to be sent to heaven .