To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and
be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a
public service

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"Life is not like a box of chocolates... it's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today... might burn your ass tomorrow."

In article >, PeterL > wrote:
>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>
>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>in beer there is freedom,
>in water there is bacteria.

It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.

Cheers, Phred.

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"Phred" > wrote in message
...
> In article >, PeterL
> > wrote:
>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>
>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>>in beer there is freedom,
>>in water there is bacteria.
>
> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>

Well, Fred, where exactly would you have them f**k?

On Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:12:12 -0500, "cybercat" >
wrote:

>
>"Phred" > wrote in message
...
>> In article >, PeterL
>> > wrote:
>>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>>
>>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>>>in beer there is freedom,
>>>in water there is bacteria.
>>
>> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>
>Well, Fred, where exactly would you have them f**k?

Coral beds?

Carol

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(Phred) wrote in
:

> In article >, PeterL
> > wrote:
>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>
>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>>in beer there is freedom,
>>in water there is bacteria.
>
> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>


And it gets worse -- the Qld Govt f****d it even worse by putting Fluoride in
it!!

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In article >, PeterLucas > wrote:
(Phred) wrote in
:
>
>> In article >, PeterL
>> > wrote:
>>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>>
>>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>>>in beer there is freedom,
>>>in water there is bacteria.
>>
>> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>
>And it gets worse -- the Qld Govt f****d it even worse by putting Fluoride in
>it!!

We've had it here for >40 years, and the kids have the best teeth in
Qld outside T'ville, which has also had it for decades. So I don't
see that as a problem.

Cheers, Phred.

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In article >, Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:
>On Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:12:12 -0500, "cybercat" >
>wrote:
>
>>
>>"Phred" > wrote in message
...
>>> In article >, PeterL
>>> > wrote:
>>>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>>>
>>>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>>>>in beer there is freedom,
>>>>in water there is bacteria.
>>>
>>> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>>
>>Well, Fred, where exactly would you have them f**k?
>
>Coral beds?

I'm told seagrass beds are softer -- but that may be mind over matter.

Cheers, Phred.

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On Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:16:54 GMT, (Phred)
wrote:

>In article >, Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:
>>On Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:12:12 -0500, "cybercat" >
>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Phred" > wrote in message
...
>>>> In article >, PeterL
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>>>>
>>>>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>>>>>in beer there is freedom,
>>>>>in water there is bacteria.
>>>>
>>>> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>>>
>>>Well, Fred, where exactly would you have them f**k?
>>
>>Coral beds?
>
>I'm told seagrass beds are softer -- but that may be mind over matter.
>
>Cheers, Phred.

Comfort first!

Carol

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On Feb 19, 10:45*am, Damsel in dis Dress >
wrote:
> On Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:12:12 -0500, "cybercat" >
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >"Phred" > wrote in message
> ...
> >> In article >, PeterL
> >> > wrote:
> >>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>
> >>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
> >>>in beer there is freedom,
> >>>in water there is bacteria.
>
> >> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>
> >Well, Fred, where exactly would you have them f**k?
>
> Coral beds?
>
> Carol
> ======================
Damsel wins this month's prize for funniest one liner!
Hugs,
Lynn in Fargo

On Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:45:21 -0800 (PST), Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig
> wrote:

>On Feb 19, 10:45*am, Damsel in dis Dress >
>wrote:
>> On Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:12:12 -0500, "cybercat" >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Phred" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> >> In article >, PeterL
>> >> > wrote:
>> >>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>
>> >>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>> >>>in beer there is freedom,
>> >>>in water there is bacteria.
>>
>> >> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>>
>> >Well, Fred, where exactly would you have them f**k?
>>
>> Coral beds?
>>
>> Carol
>> ======================
>Damsel wins this month's prize for funniest one liner!
>Hugs,
>Lynn in Fargo

Cool! What did I win? Better not be sushi, either!

Carol

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On Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:12:12 -0500, cybercat wrote:

> "Phred" > wrote in message
> ...
>> In article >, PeterL
>> > wrote:
>>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>>
>>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>>>in beer there is freedom,
>>>in water there is bacteria.
>>
>> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>>
>
> Well, Fred, where exactly would you have them f**k?

in cheap motels, like everybody else.

your pal,
blake

On Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:45:47 -0600, Damsel in dis Dress wrote:

> On Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:12:12 -0500, "cybercat" >
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Phred" > wrote in message
...
>>> In article >, PeterL
>>> > wrote:
>>>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>>>
>>>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>>>>in beer there is freedom,
>>>>in water there is bacteria.
>>>
>>> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>>
>>Well, Fred, where exactly would you have them f**k?
>
> Coral beds?
>
> Carol

sounds painful. not that there's anything wrong with that...

your pal,
blake

On Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:13:05 GMT, Phred wrote:

> In article >, PeterLucas > wrote:
(Phred) wrote in
:
>>
>>> In article >, PeterL
>>> > wrote:
>>>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>>>
>>>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>>>>in beer there is freedom,
>>>>in water there is bacteria.
>>>
>>> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>>
>>And it gets worse -- the Qld Govt f****d it even worse by putting Fluoride in
>>it!!
>
> We've had it here for >40 years, and the kids have the best teeth in
> Qld outside T'ville, which has also had it for decades. So I don't
> see that as a problem.
>
> Cheers, Phred.

this is twice now that anti-fluoridation nuts have shown up here. what's
next, that eisenhower was a paid agent of the communists?

your pal,
blake

On Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:04:08 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:

>On Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:45:47 -0600, Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:12:12 -0500, "cybercat" >
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Phred" > wrote in message
...
>>>> In article >, PeterL
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>>>>
>>>>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>>>>>in beer there is freedom,
>>>>>in water there is bacteria.
>>>>
>>>> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>>>
>>>Well, Fred, where exactly would you have them f**k?
>>
>> Coral beds?
>>
>> Carol
>
>sounds painful. not that there's anything wrong with that...
>
>your pal,
>blake

You're a kinky little *******, aren't you? LOL!

Your pal,
Carol

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On Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:06:28 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:

>this is twice now that anti-fluoridation nuts have shown up here. what's
>next, that eisenhower was a paid agent of the communists?

We know someone who claims that fluoride is added to the water to
inhibit people's psychic abilities.

Carol

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Damsel in dis Dress > wrote in
:

> On Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:16:54 GMT, (Phred)
> wrote:
>
>>In article >, Damsel in dis
>>Dress > wrote:
>>>On Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:12:12 -0500, "cybercat" >
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Phred" > wrote in message
...
>>>>> In article >,
>>>>> PeterL > wrote:
>>>>>>To everyone who enjoys a glass of wine... and those who don't.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
>>>>>>in beer there is freedom,
>>>>>>in water there is bacteria.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's worse than that -- fish f**k in it.
>>>>
>>>>Well, Fred, where exactly would you have them f**k?
>>>
>>>Coral beds?
>>
>>I'm told seagrass beds are softer -- but that may be mind over matter.
>>
>>Cheers, Phred.
>
> Comfort first!
>
> Carol
>

I've been known to f**k in water too....the point to all this?


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