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If I ever meet any of you
I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all.
That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. |
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- B o r i s - wrote:
> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. > > That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. well as much fun as that would be , its would be a waste of time because , you're not old enough to *** yet |
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"- B o r i s -" !> wrote in message .. . > I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. > > That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. Ctrl + D then Y |
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Dimitri wrote:
> > "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in > message .. . >> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >> >> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. > > Ctrl + D then Y hi |
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On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 10:36:27 -0800, Dimitri wrote:
> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in message > .. . >> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >> >> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. > > Ctrl + D then Y Nothing happened. |
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Hoots wrote:
> Dimitri wrote: >> >> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >> message .. . >>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>> >>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >> >> Ctrl + D then Y > > hi heddo |
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- B o r i s - wrote:
> On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 10:36:27 -0800, Dimitri wrote: > >> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >> message .. . >>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>> >>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >> >> Ctrl + D then Y > > Nothing happened. that says a lot about your computer |
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- B o r i s - wrote:
> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. > > That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. Keep in mind that love hurts....... |
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% wrote:
> Hoots wrote: >> Dimitri wrote: >>> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >>> message .. . >>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>> >>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>> Ctrl + D then Y >> hi > > > > heddo > > Gee whiz! hi |
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% wrote:
> - B o r i s - wrote: >> On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 10:36:27 -0800, Dimitri wrote: >> >>> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >>> message .. . >>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>> >>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>> Ctrl + D then Y >> Nothing happened. > > > > that says a lot about your computer > > Maybe if I tried *this* it would work better |
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On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:15:24 GMT, % wrote:
> - B o r i s - wrote: >> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >> >> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. > > > well as much fun as that would be , > its would be a waste of time because , > you're not old enough to *** yet You'd like to find out if that's true though, wouldn't you? |
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On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 08:28:05 -0800, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> "%" > wrote in message news:0jz_k.3216$si6.735@edtnps83... >>- B o r i s - wrote: >>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>> >>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >> >> >> well as much fun as that would be , >> its would be a waste of time because , >> you're not old enough to *** yet >> >> > > Notice how persent is well informed of the male genitals. Has he got a big one? |
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On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:45:37 -0500, Hoots wrote:
> Dimitri wrote: >> >> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >> message .. . >>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>> >>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >> >> Ctrl + D then Y > > hi Hello. |
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On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:03:34 GMT, % wrote:
> Hoots wrote: >> Dimitri wrote: >>> >>> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >>> message .. . >>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>> >>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>> >>> Ctrl + D then Y >> >> hi > > > > heddo What? |
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On Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:29:47 -0500, Hoots wrote:
> % wrote: >> Hoots wrote: >>> Dimitri wrote: >>>> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >>>> message .. . >>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>>> >>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>>> Ctrl + D then Y >>> hi >> >> >> >> heddo >> >> > > Gee whiz! > > hi Hello again! |
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On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 08:28:15 -0800, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> "%" > wrote in message > news:a0A_k.3233$si6.3167@edtnps83... >> Hoots wrote: >>> Dimitri wrote: >>>> >>>> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >>>> message .. . >>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>>> >>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>>> >>>> Ctrl + D then Y >>> >>> hi >> >> >> >> heddo >> >> What did you say? |
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On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:04:05 GMT, % wrote:
> - B o r i s - wrote: >> On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 10:36:27 -0800, Dimitri wrote: >> >>> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >>> message .. . >>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>> >>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>> >>> Ctrl + D then Y >> >> Nothing happened. > > > > that says a lot about your computer Nothing happened! |
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On Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:30:27 -0500, Hoots wrote:
> % wrote: >> - B o r i s - wrote: >>> On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 10:36:27 -0800, Dimitri wrote: >>> >>>> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >>>> message .. . >>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>>> >>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>>> Ctrl + D then Y >>> Nothing happened. >> >> >> >> that says a lot about your computer >> >> > > Maybe if I tried *this* it would work better Did it? |
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On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 08:28:20 -0800, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> "%" > wrote in message news:F0A_k.3234$si6.345@edtnps83... >>- B o r i s - wrote: >>> On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 10:36:27 -0800, Dimitri wrote: >>> >>>> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >>>> message .. . >>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>>> >>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>>> >>>> Ctrl + D then Y >>> >>> Nothing happened. >> >> >> >> that says a lot about your computer >> >> I beg your pardon? |
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On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:11:53 -0600, Mother Nature wrote:
> - B o r i s - wrote: >> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >> >> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. > > Keep in mind that love hurts....... Ok. |
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On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 08:28:48 -0800, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> "Mother Nature" > wrote in message > ... >>- B o r i s - wrote: >>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>> >>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >> >> Keep in mind that love hurts....... > > > Only when you shove it up the wrong hole. Depends if it's well lubed! |
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> "Mother Nature" > wrote in message > ... >> - B o r i s - wrote: >>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>> >>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >> >> Keep in mind that love hurts....... > > > Only when you shove it up the wrong hole. > I'll keep it in mind when wearing a strap on...... |
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- B o r i s - wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:29:47 -0500, Hoots wrote: > >> % wrote: >>> Hoots wrote: >>>> Dimitri wrote: >>>>> "- B o r i s -" !> wrote in >>>>> message .. . >>>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>>>> >>>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>>>> Ctrl + D then Y >>>> hi >>> >>> >>> heddo >>> >>> >> Gee whiz! >> >> hi > > Hello again! hi |
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Mother Nature wrote:
> Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote: >> "Mother Nature" > wrote in message >> ... >>> - B o r i s - wrote: >>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>> >>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>> >>> Keep in mind that love hurts....... >> >> >> Only when you shove it up the wrong hole. >> > > I'll keep it in mind when wearing a strap on...... MA!!! Ahem... You seem to be in a "special" holiday mood this year. :-) |
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Hoots wrote:
> Mother Nature wrote: >> Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote: >>> "Mother Nature" > wrote in message >>> ... >>>> - B o r i s - wrote: >>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>>> >>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>>> >>>> Keep in mind that love hurts....... >>> >>> >>> Only when you shove it up the wrong hole. >>> >> >> I'll keep it in mind when wearing a strap on...... > > MA!!! > > Ahem... > > You seem to be in a "special" holiday mood this year. > > :-) I'm putting the Merry into Christmas. <g> |
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Mother Nature wrote:
> Hoots wrote: >> Mother Nature wrote: >>> Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote: >>>> "Mother Nature" > wrote in message >>>> ... >>>>> - B o r i s - wrote: >>>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>>>> >>>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>>>> >>>>> Keep in mind that love hurts....... >>>> >>>> >>>> Only when you shove it up the wrong hole. >>>> >>> >>> I'll keep it in mind when wearing a strap on...... >> >> MA!!! >> >> Ahem... >> >> You seem to be in a "special" holiday mood this year. >> >> :-) > > I'm putting the Merry into Christmas. <g> You must be on the top of Santa's "Naughty List". Yay! |
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Hoots wrote:
> Mother Nature wrote: >> Hoots wrote: >>> Mother Nature wrote: >>>> Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote: >>>>> "Mother Nature" > wrote in message >>>>> ... >>>>>> - B o r i s - wrote: >>>>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>>>>> >>>>>> Keep in mind that love hurts....... >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Only when you shove it up the wrong hole. >>>>> >>>> >>>> I'll keep it in mind when wearing a strap on...... >>> >>> MA!!! >>> >>> Ahem... >>> >>> You seem to be in a "special" holiday mood this year. >>> >>> :-) >> >> I'm putting the Merry into Christmas. <g> > > You must be on the top of Santa's "Naughty List". > > Yay! Yeah but I don't get coal in my stocking. <g> |
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Mother Nature wrote:
> Hoots wrote: >> Mother Nature wrote: >>> Hoots wrote: >>>> Mother Nature wrote: >>>>> Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote: >>>>>> "Mother Nature" > wrote in message >>>>>> ... >>>>>>> - B o r i s - wrote: >>>>>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Keep in mind that love hurts....... >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Only when you shove it up the wrong hole. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> I'll keep it in mind when wearing a strap on...... >>>> >>>> MA!!! >>>> >>>> Ahem... >>>> >>>> You seem to be in a "special" holiday mood this year. >>>> >>>> :-) >>> >>> I'm putting the Merry into Christmas. <g> >> >> You must be on the top of Santa's "Naughty List". >> >> Yay! > > Yeah but I don't get coal in my stocking. <g> Well, it's hung by the chimney with care. |
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Mother Nature wrote:
> Hoots wrote: >> Mother Nature wrote: >>> Hoots wrote: >>>> Mother Nature wrote: >>>>> Hoots wrote: >>>>>> Mother Nature wrote: >>>>>>> Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote: >>>>>>>> "Mother Nature" > wrote in message >>>>>>>> ... >>>>>>>>> - B o r i s - wrote: >>>>>>>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Keep in mind that love hurts....... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Only when you shove it up the wrong hole. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I'll keep it in mind when wearing a strap on...... >>>>>> >>>>>> MA!!! >>>>>> >>>>>> Ahem... >>>>>> >>>>>> You seem to be in a "special" holiday mood this year. >>>>>> >>>>>> :-) >>>>> >>>>> I'm putting the Merry into Christmas. <g> >>>> >>>> You must be on the top of Santa's "Naughty List". >>>> >>>> Yay! >>> >>> Yeah but I don't get coal in my stocking. <g> >> >> Well, it's hung by the chimney with care. > > Just as long as it's hung. <g> MA!!! I think Santa (and you) need to come more than once a year. ;-) |
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Yeah and if you did, Id burst into laughter and say, "WHAT IS THAT? IT
LOOKS KINDA LIKE A PENIS....but SMALLER!" LassChance |
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On Dec 6, 7:05*pm, - B o r i s -
!> wrote: > I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all. > > That's just how relaxed you all make me feel. Do so, I want to laugh. |
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