On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 08:28:48 -0800, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

> "Mother Nature" > wrote in message
> ...
>>- B o r i s - wrote:
>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all.
>>>
>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel.
>>
>> Keep in mind that love hurts.......
>
>
> Only when you shove it up the wrong hole.

Depends if it's well lubed!