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How to cut Italian sausage?
"cybercat" > wrote in message ... > > "SW" > wrote in message > t... >> On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:45:52 GMT, Paul M. Cook wrote: >> >>> "cybercat" > wrote in message >>> ... >>>> >>>> "Steve Wertz" > wrote: >>>>> >>>>> Have you tried an egg slicer? >>>>> >>>> Not a bad idea. >>> >>> You're going to dirty a knife just to cut a sausage in half so you can >>> use >>> an egg slicer to cut them in slices? >> >> Look in the mirror and tell us what it says on your forehead. >> I'll tell you since you probably can't read backwards - it says: >> >> GULLIBLE. >> > I have it tattoed on my hiney. We call those tramp stamps in these parts. Paul |
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"Paul M. Cook" > wrote in message news:OUJGi.344$6o2.271@trnddc05... > > "cybercat" > wrote in message > ... >> >> "SW" > wrote in message >> t... >>> On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:45:52 GMT, Paul M. Cook wrote: >>> >>>> "cybercat" > wrote in message >>>> ... >>>>> >>>>> "Steve Wertz" > wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> Have you tried an egg slicer? >>>>>> >>>>> Not a bad idea. >>>> >>>> You're going to dirty a knife just to cut a sausage in half so you can >>>> use >>>> an egg slicer to cut them in slices? >>> >>> Look in the mirror and tell us what it says on your forehead. >>> I'll tell you since you probably can't read backwards - it says: >>> >>> GULLIBLE. >>> >> I have it tattoed on my hiney. > > We call those tramp stamps in these parts. > I have heard that, and think it is hilarious. And what a great place to have GULLIBLE tattoed! |
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"cybercat" > wrote in message ... > > "Paul M. Cook" > wrote in message > news:OUJGi.344$6o2.271@trnddc05... >> >> "cybercat" > wrote in message >> ... >>> >>> "SW" > wrote in message >>> t... >>>> On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:45:52 GMT, Paul M. Cook wrote: >>>> >>>>> "cybercat" > wrote in message >>>>> ... >>>>>> >>>>>> "Steve Wertz" > wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Have you tried an egg slicer? >>>>>>> >>>>>> Not a bad idea. >>>>> >>>>> You're going to dirty a knife just to cut a sausage in half so you can >>>>> use >>>>> an egg slicer to cut them in slices? >>>> >>>> Look in the mirror and tell us what it says on your forehead. >>>> I'll tell you since you probably can't read backwards - it says: >>>> >>>> GULLIBLE. >>>> >>> I have it tattoed on my hiney. >> >> We call those tramp stamps in these parts. >> > > I have heard that, and think it is hilarious. And what a great place to > have GULLIBLE tattoed! Always put your best side forward, I always say. And that is a harmless joke, Om. Just like my Ron Popeil crack. Sorry you were offended. Wasn't intentional. Paul > |
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On Sep 15, 12:48 am, "cybercat" > wrote:
> "Paul M. Cook" > wrote in messagenews:OUJGi.344$6o2.271@trnddc05... > > > > > > > "cybercat" > wrote in message > ... > > >> "SW" > wrote in message > . net... > >>> On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:45:52 GMT, Paul M. Cook wrote: > > >>>> "cybercat" > wrote in message > ... > > >>>>> "Steve Wertz" > wrote: > > >>>>>> Have you tried an egg slicer? > > >>>>> Not a bad idea. > > >>>> You're going to dirty a knife just to cut a sausage in half so you can > >>>> use > >>>> an egg slicer to cut them in slices? > > >>> Look in the mirror and tell us what it says on your forehead. > >>> I'll tell you since you probably can't read backwards - it says: > > >>> GULLIBLE. > > >> I have it tattoed on my hiney. > > > We call those tramp stamps in these parts. > > I have heard that, and think it is hilarious. And what a great place to have > GULLIBLE tattoed! Or EASY. --Bryan |
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"cybercat" > wrote in message ... >>>> >>>> GULLIBLE. >>>> >>> I have it tattoed on my hiney. >> >> We call those tramp stamps in these parts. >> > > I have heard that, and think it is hilarious. And what a great place to > have GULLIBLE tattoed! > Particularly if one has round heels, it's good advertisement. Dee Dee |
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"Dee Dee" > wrote in message ... > > "cybercat" > wrote in message > ... > >>>>> >>>>> GULLIBLE. >>>>> >>>> I have it tattoed on my hiney. >>> >>> We call those tramp stamps in these parts. >>> >> >> I have heard that, and think it is hilarious. And what a great place to >> have GULLIBLE tattoed! >> > > Particularly if one has round heels, it's good advertisement. > Dee Dee Yes--or, it could be a message to the man who is viewing it. Like, "haha, got you, SUCKAH! " And no, I have no tats. None. Who am I to deface a masterpiece? |
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"Dee Dee" > wrote in message ... > > "cybercat" > wrote in message > ... > >>>>> >>>>> GULLIBLE. >>>>> >>>> I have it tattoed on my hiney. >>> >>> We call those tramp stamps in these parts. >>> >> >> I have heard that, and think it is hilarious. And what a great place to >> have GULLIBLE tattoed! >> > > Particularly if one has round heels, it's good advertisement. > Dee Dee Also, tramp stamps are actually placed above the but and below the waist. Not on the hiney proper. |
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> Also, tramp stamps are actually placed above the but and below the
> waist. Not on the hiney proper. A lovely, young Brazilian girl I know has a tattoo just below the panty line above her bunda. It reads, "Made In Brasil." I always thought it was cute (err, the tattoo). -- Regards, Robert L Bass =============================> Bass Home Electronics 941-925-8650 4883 Fallcrest Circle Sarasota · Florida · 34233 http://www.bassburglaralarms.com =============================> |
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"Robert L Bass" > wrote in message news:QO%Gi.1344$ec2.676@trnddc03... >> Also, tramp stamps are actually placed above the but and below the waist. >> Not on the hiney proper. > > A lovely, young Brazilian girl I know has a tattoo just below the panty > line above her bunda. It reads, "Made In Brasil." > > I always thought it was cute (err, the tattoo). > > -- > A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married and they were honeymooning in Jamaica, the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day'". |
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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 06:43:12 GMT, "Paul M. Cook" >
wrote: > >"Robert L Bass" > wrote in message >news:QO%Gi.1344$ec2.676@trnddc03... >>> Also, tramp stamps are actually placed above the but and below the waist. >>> Not on the hiney proper. >> >> A lovely, young Brazilian girl I know has a tattoo just below the panty >> line above her bunda. It reads, "Made In Brasil." >> >> I always thought it was cute (err, the tattoo). >> >> -- >> > >A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name >tattooed on his penis, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the >penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly >after the couple was married and they were honeymooning in Jamaica, the man >was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man >who also had a W Y on his penis. > >The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" > >The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice >Day'". > LOL! No snippage from me.... no, no, no. -- History is a vast early warning system Norman Cousins |
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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:38:56 GMT, "Robert L Bass"
> wrote: >> Also, tramp stamps are actually placed above the but and below the >> waist. Not on the hiney proper. > >A lovely, young Brazilian girl I know has a tattoo just below the >panty line above her bunda. It reads, "Made In Brasil." > >I always thought it was cute (err, the tattoo). I'd like to know how you know about it. <serious look> -- History is a vast early warning system Norman Cousins |
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>>I always thought it was cute (err, the tattoo).
> > I'd like to know how you know about it. > <serious look> There's this style of jeans that ride low and... :^) -- Regards, Robert L Bass =============================> Bass Home Electronics 941-925-8650 4883 Fallcrest Circle Sarasota · Florida · 34233 http://www.bassburglaralarms.com =============================> |
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