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Default Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Cheddar cheese causes a foul-smelling foam of steatorrhea kakaa and
wet, foamy farts in humans who eat it.

The nastiest cheesy odor for me include cheddar cheese, parseman, and
romano cheeses -- cheddar being the worst. These cheese stink,
especially when heated. I hate hot cheddar cheeses. On burgers, many
have melted cheddar cheese on it. This gives off a very stinky nasty
odor that makes gag just when thinking about it.

When heated, many cheeses tend to develop different flavors. I can't
stand it. I don't know how anyone can. I've tried to eat a
cheeseburger. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF. The hot cheddar cheese was
so overpowering. I just don't get how anyone can stand heated cheddar
cheese. It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO strong and
stinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Cheddar cheese = foamy human diarrhea kakaa.

Anyone who thinks he/she likes cheddar cheese is self-destructive and
needs therapy for his/her own good.

Cheddar cheese is a nasty demon of a laxative. It makes your farts and
kakaa unusually malodorous. It causes you to squirt thick stinky foamy
kakaa on the toilet seat along with the toilet bowl.

Next time you think of eating a slice of cheddar cheese, remember, your
next day will be kakaa hell.

 
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