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Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa
Cheddar cheese causes a foul-smelling foam of steatorrhea kakaa and wet, foamy farts in humans who eat it. The nastiest cheesy odor for me include cheddar cheese, parseman, and romano cheeses -- cheddar being the worst. These cheese stink, especially when heated. I hate hot cheddar cheeses. On burgers, many have melted cheddar cheese on it. This gives off a very stinky nasty odor that makes gag just when thinking about it. When heated, many cheeses tend to develop different flavors. I can't stand it. I don't know how anyone can. I've tried to eat a cheeseburger. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF. The hot cheddar cheese was so overpowering. I just don't get how anyone can stand heated cheddar cheese. It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO strong and stinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheddar cheese = foamy human diarrhea kakaa. Anyone who thinks he/she likes cheddar cheese is self-destructive and needs therapy for his/her own good. Cheddar cheese is a nasty demon of a laxative. It makes your farts and kakaa unusually malodorous. It causes you to squirt thick stinky foamy kakaa on the toilet seat along with the toilet bowl. Next time you think of eating a slice of cheddar cheese, remember, your next day will be kakaa hell. |
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On 22 Dec 2006 21:10:18 -0800, "Radium" wrote:
|Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa Smell which uses the same receptors as taste is a highly personal sence and what a person smells/tastes depends largely on his/her genetics, together with his/her upbringing, Whatever he/she eat/ smelled as a child is pleasant or at least not unpleasant. Tastes associated with a pleasant experience are normally perceived as pleasant and vica verca. Also tastes can be "acquired" by prolonged exposure to them, notably chilies. See also: http://www.gnxp.com/MT2/archives/003665.html -- Dave Fawthrop dave hyphenologist co uk "Intelligent Design?" my knees say *not*. "Intelligent Design?" my back says *not*. More like "Incompetent design". Sig (C) Copyright Public Domain |
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Dave Fawthrop wrote:
Radium is a troll well known in many newsgroups who raises a foul stench in all. He is best left unanswered. Jerry -- Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |
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On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:31:26 -0500, Jerry Avins wrote:
|Dave Fawthrop wrote: | |Radium is a troll well known in many newsgroups who raises a foul stench |in all. He is best left unanswered. I did not write that -- Dave Fawthrop dave hyphenologist co uk Killfile and Anti Troll FAQs at http://www.hyphenologist.co.uk/killfile. |
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"Dave Fawthrop" wrote in message ... On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:31:26 -0500, Jerry Avins wrote: |Dave Fawthrop wrote: | |Radium is a troll well known in many newsgroups who raises a foul stench |in all. He is best left unanswered. I did not write that But why did anyone respond to him in the first place, it is far better to just ignore posts like that. Although I do have to admit I am tempted sometimes! Alan |
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Dave Fawthrop wrote: On 22 Dec 2006 21:10:18 -0800, "Radium" wrote: |Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa Smell which uses the same receptors as taste is a highly personal sence and what a person smells/tastes depends largely on his/her genetics, together with his/her upbringing, Whatever he/she eat/ smelled as a child is pleasant or at least not unpleasant. Tastes associated with a pleasant experience are normally perceived as pleasant and vica verca. Also tastes can be "acquired" by prolonged exposure to them, notably chilies. See also: http://www.gnxp.com/MT2/archives/003665.html -- Dave Fawthrop dave hyphenologist co uk "Intelligent Design?" my knees say *not*. "Intelligent Design?" my back says *not*. More like "Incompetent design". Sig (C) Copyright Public Domain I don't know how anyone can stand the stink and the causticity of cheddar cheese. Not mention the next day's bowel movement and farts. Tolerating the kakaa-stench of cheddar cheese requires a superhumanly-strong stomach. Cheddar cheese causes the worst-smelling and foamiest kakaa and fart in humans. Next day, when you try to fart, you'll end up soiling your pants -- big time! So steer clear of the devil of cheddar cheese. In addition to the stinky-odor, fart-foaming, steatorrhea caused by cheddar cheese. This cheese is also caustic. It causes an itchy and tickling sensation in the mouth. Very irritating! It causes your breath to stink like human kakaa. It also causes heartburn and nausea. So once again, keep your distance from the cheese of Satan!!! |
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Sounds like you have lactose intolerence or Celiac disease or both.
--------------------------------------- "Radium" wrote in message ups.com... Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa Cheddar cheese causes a foul-smelling foam of steatorrhea kakaa and wet, foamy farts in humans who eat it. The nastiest cheesy odor for me include cheddar cheese, parseman, and romano cheeses -- cheddar being the worst. These cheese stink, especially when heated. I hate hot cheddar cheeses. On burgers, many have melted cheddar cheese on it. This gives off a very stinky nasty odor that makes gag just when thinking about it. When heated, many cheeses tend to develop different flavors. I can't stand it. I don't know how anyone can. I've tried to eat a cheeseburger. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF. The hot cheddar cheese was so overpowering. I just don't get how anyone can stand heated cheddar cheese. It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO strong and stinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! Cheddar cheese = foamy human diarrhea kakaa. Anyone who thinks he/she likes cheddar cheese is self-destructive and needs therapy for his/her own good. Cheddar cheese is a nasty demon of a laxative. It makes your farts and kakaa unusually malodorous. It causes you to squirt thick stinky foamy kakaa on the toilet seat along with the toilet bowl. Next time you think of eating a slice of cheddar cheese, remember, your next day will be kakaa hell. |
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No One wrote:
Sounds like you have lactose intolerence or Celiac disease or both. I doubt it. I can drink a who carton of heavy cream without any problem the next day. I eats lots of butter and cream. No diarrhea, no unusually-malodorous farts/feces. Its cheddar cheese thats evil. Cheddar cheese causes stinky diarrhea foam and stinky foamy farts in humans. Cheddar cheese stinks like human diarrhea kakaa foam and human fart foam. |
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Heavy cream has very little lactose in it. Butter has none.
Radium wrote: | No One wrote: || Sounds like you have lactose intolerence or Celiac disease or both. | | I doubt it. I can drink a who carton of heavy cream without any | problem the next day. | | I eats lots of butter and cream. No diarrhea, no unusually-malodorous | farts/feces. | | Its cheddar cheese thats evil. | | Cheddar cheese causes stinky diarrhea foam and stinky foamy farts in | humans. | | Cheddar cheese stinks like human diarrhea kakaa foam and human fart | foam. |
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I have no problem with sour cream or cream cheese, either.
Joan F (MI) (removethis) wrote: Heavy cream has very little lactose in it. Butter has none. Radium wrote: | No One wrote: || Sounds like you have lactose intolerence or Celiac disease or both. | | I doubt it. I can drink a who carton of heavy cream without any | problem the next day. | | I eats lots of butter and cream. No diarrhea, no unusually-malodorous | farts/feces. | | Its cheddar cheese thats evil. | | Cheddar cheese causes stinky diarrhea foam and stinky foamy farts in | humans. | | Cheddar cheese stinks like human diarrhea kakaa foam and human fart | foam. |
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"Joan F (MI)" wrote in message ... Heavy cream has very little lactose in it. Butter has none. Radium wrote: | No One wrote: || Sounds like you have lactose intolerence or Celiac disease or both. | | I doubt it. I can drink a who carton of heavy cream without any | problem the next day. | | I eats lots of butter and cream. No diarrhea, no unusually-malodorous | farts/feces. | | Its cheddar cheese thats evil. | | Cheddar cheese causes stinky diarrhea foam and stinky foamy farts in | humans. | | Cheddar cheese stinks like human diarrhea kakaa foam and human fart | foam. Joan...This guy is a known 'Troll ! -- Bigbazza (Barry)..(The Boy from Oz) |
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:35:42 GMT, "Bigbazza"
wrote: Joan...This guy is a known 'Troll ! So are you, "Bigbazza". |
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And it's been more than two weeks since I posted the message you are
responding to. Bigbazza wrote: | | Joan...This guy is a known 'Troll ! |
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