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Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa



 
 
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Old 23-12-2006, 06:10 AM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
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Default Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Cheddar cheese causes a foul-smelling foam of steatorrhea kakaa and
wet, foamy farts in humans who eat it.

The nastiest cheesy odor for me include cheddar cheese, parseman, and
romano cheeses -- cheddar being the worst. These cheese stink,
especially when heated. I hate hot cheddar cheeses. On burgers, many
have melted cheddar cheese on it. This gives off a very stinky nasty
odor that makes gag just when thinking about it.

When heated, many cheeses tend to develop different flavors. I can't
stand it. I don't know how anyone can. I've tried to eat a
cheeseburger. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF. The hot cheddar cheese was
so overpowering. I just don't get how anyone can stand heated cheddar
cheese. It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO strong and
stinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Cheddar cheese = foamy human diarrhea kakaa.

Anyone who thinks he/she likes cheddar cheese is self-destructive and
needs therapy for his/her own good.

Cheddar cheese is a nasty demon of a laxative. It makes your farts and
kakaa unusually malodorous. It causes you to squirt thick stinky foamy
kakaa on the toilet seat along with the toilet bowl.

Next time you think of eating a slice of cheddar cheese, remember, your
next day will be kakaa hell.

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Old 23-12-2006, 09:34 AM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
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On 22 Dec 2006 21:10:18 -0800, "Radium" wrote:

|Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Smell which uses the same receptors as taste is a highly personal sence and
what a person smells/tastes depends largely on his/her genetics, together
with his/her upbringing, Whatever he/she eat/ smelled as a child is
pleasant or at least not unpleasant. Tastes associated with a pleasant
experience are normally perceived as pleasant and vica verca. Also tastes
can be "acquired" by prolonged exposure to them, notably chilies. See also:
http://www.gnxp.com/MT2/archives/003665.html
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Old 23-12-2006, 04:31 PM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
Jerry Avins
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Default Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Dave Fawthrop wrote:

Radium is a troll well known in many newsgroups who raises a foul stench
in all. He is best left unanswered.

Jerry
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Old 23-12-2006, 04:40 PM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
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On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:31:26 -0500, Jerry Avins wrote:

|Dave Fawthrop wrote:
|
|Radium is a troll well known in many newsgroups who raises a foul stench
|in all. He is best left unanswered.

I did not write that

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Old 23-12-2006, 07:33 PM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
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"Dave Fawthrop" wrote in message
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On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:31:26 -0500, Jerry Avins wrote:

|Dave Fawthrop wrote:
|
|Radium is a troll well known in many newsgroups who raises a foul stench
|in all. He is best left unanswered.

I did not write that


But why did anyone respond to him in the first place, it is far better to
just ignore posts like that.

Although I do have to admit I am tempted sometimes!

Alan


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Old 23-12-2006, 10:30 PM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
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Dave Fawthrop wrote:
On 22 Dec 2006 21:10:18 -0800, "Radium" wrote:

|Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Smell which uses the same receptors as taste is a highly personal sence and
what a person smells/tastes depends largely on his/her genetics, together
with his/her upbringing, Whatever he/she eat/ smelled as a child is
pleasant or at least not unpleasant. Tastes associated with a pleasant
experience are normally perceived as pleasant and vica verca. Also tastes
can be "acquired" by prolonged exposure to them, notably chilies. See also:
http://www.gnxp.com/MT2/archives/003665.html
--
Dave Fawthrop dave hyphenologist co uk
"Intelligent Design?" my knees say *not*.
"Intelligent Design?" my back says *not*.
More like "Incompetent design". Sig (C) Copyright Public Domain


I don't know how anyone can stand the stink and the causticity of
cheddar cheese. Not mention the next day's bowel movement and farts.

Tolerating the kakaa-stench of cheddar cheese requires a
superhumanly-strong stomach.

Cheddar cheese causes the worst-smelling and foamiest kakaa and fart in
humans. Next day, when you try to fart, you'll end up soiling your
pants -- big time!

So steer clear of the devil of cheddar cheese.

In addition to the stinky-odor, fart-foaming, steatorrhea caused by
cheddar cheese. This cheese is also caustic. It causes an itchy and
tickling sensation in the mouth. Very irritating! It causes your breath
to stink like human kakaa. It also causes heartburn and nausea.

So once again, keep your distance from the cheese of Satan!!!

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Old 23-12-2006, 11:07 PM posted to rec.food.cooking
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Default Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Haven't discovered limburger yet, have you?

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Old 24-12-2006, 08:04 PM posted to rec.food.cooking
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Julia wrote:
Haven't discovered limburger yet, have you?


Yes I have. It smells like hell but is paradise compared to cheddar
cheese.

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Old 25-12-2006, 03:49 PM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
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Default Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Sounds like you have lactose intolerence or Celiac disease or both.
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Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Cheddar cheese causes a foul-smelling foam of steatorrhea kakaa and
wet, foamy farts in humans who eat it.

The nastiest cheesy odor for me include cheddar cheese, parseman, and
romano cheeses -- cheddar being the worst. These cheese stink,
especially when heated. I hate hot cheddar cheeses. On burgers, many
have melted cheddar cheese on it. This gives off a very stinky nasty
odor that makes gag just when thinking about it.

When heated, many cheeses tend to develop different flavors. I can't
stand it. I don't know how anyone can. I've tried to eat a
cheeseburger. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF. The hot cheddar cheese was
so overpowering. I just don't get how anyone can stand heated cheddar
cheese. It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO strong and

stinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!


Cheddar cheese = foamy human diarrhea kakaa.

Anyone who thinks he/she likes cheddar cheese is self-destructive and
needs therapy for his/her own good.

Cheddar cheese is a nasty demon of a laxative. It makes your farts and
kakaa unusually malodorous. It causes you to squirt thick stinky foamy
kakaa on the toilet seat along with the toilet bowl.

Next time you think of eating a slice of cheddar cheese, remember, your
next day will be kakaa hell.



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Old 26-12-2006, 11:26 PM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
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No One wrote:
Sounds like you have lactose intolerence or Celiac disease or both.


I doubt it. I can drink a who carton of heavy cream without any problem
the next day.

I eats lots of butter and cream. No diarrhea, no unusually-malodorous
farts/feces.

Its cheddar cheese thats evil.

Cheddar cheese causes stinky diarrhea foam and stinky foamy farts in
humans.

Cheddar cheese stinks like human diarrhea kakaa foam and human fart
foam.

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Old 26-12-2006, 11:53 PM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
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Default Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Heavy cream has very little lactose in it. Butter has none.

Radium wrote:
| No One wrote:
|| Sounds like you have lactose intolerence or Celiac disease or both.
|
| I doubt it. I can drink a who carton of heavy cream without any
| problem the next day.
|
| I eats lots of butter and cream. No diarrhea, no unusually-malodorous
| farts/feces.
|
| Its cheddar cheese thats evil.
|
| Cheddar cheese causes stinky diarrhea foam and stinky foamy farts in
| humans.
|
| Cheddar cheese stinks like human diarrhea kakaa foam and human fart
| foam.


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Old 27-12-2006, 12:24 AM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
Radium
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Default Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

I have no problem with sour cream or cream cheese, either.

Joan F (MI) (removethis) wrote:
Heavy cream has very little lactose in it. Butter has none.

Radium wrote:
| No One wrote:
|| Sounds like you have lactose intolerence or Celiac disease or both.
|
| I doubt it. I can drink a who carton of heavy cream without any
| problem the next day.
|
| I eats lots of butter and cream. No diarrhea, no unusually-malodorous
| farts/feces.
|
| Its cheddar cheese thats evil.
|
| Cheddar cheese causes stinky diarrhea foam and stinky foamy farts in
| humans.
|
| Cheddar cheese stinks like human diarrhea kakaa foam and human fart
| foam.


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Old 11-01-2007, 09:35 AM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
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"Joan F (MI)" wrote in message
...
Heavy cream has very little lactose in it. Butter has none.

Radium wrote:
| No One wrote:
|| Sounds like you have lactose intolerence or Celiac disease or both.
|
| I doubt it. I can drink a who carton of heavy cream without any
| problem the next day.
|
| I eats lots of butter and cream. No diarrhea, no unusually-malodorous
| farts/feces.
|
| Its cheddar cheese thats evil.
|
| Cheddar cheese causes stinky diarrhea foam and stinky foamy farts in
| humans.
|
| Cheddar cheese stinks like human diarrhea kakaa foam and human fart
| foam.




Joan...This guy is a known 'Troll !

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Old 11-01-2007, 08:03 PM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:35:42 GMT, "Bigbazza"
wrote:

Joan...This guy is a known 'Troll !


So are you, "Bigbazza".

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Old 11-01-2007, 09:29 PM posted to rec.food.cooking,uk.food+drink.misc,alt.recipes,alt.cooking-chat,alt.cheese
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And it's been more than two weeks since I posted the message you are
responding to.

Bigbazza wrote:
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| Joan...This guy is a known 'Troll !


 




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