THE ITALIAN MOTHER

A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
in love and that he is going to get married.

He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
and guess which one I'm going to marry

Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three beautiful
women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the couch,
after which they all chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"

The mother replies, "I don't like her."

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Oh pshaw, on Fri 15 Sep 2006 08:14:49p, Gregory Morrow meant to say...

> THE ITALIAN MOTHER
>
> A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> in love and that he is going to get married.
>
> He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you
> try and guess which one I'm going to marry
>
> Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> beautiful women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them
> on the couch, after which they all chat for a while.
>
> He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
>
> "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
>
> The mother replies, "I don't like her."

LOL!

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Wayne Boatwright
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"Gregory Morrow" > ha scritto nel
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> "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
>
> The mother replies, "I don't like her."
>

Soo True!
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Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> Oh pshaw, on Fri 15 Sep 2006 08:14:49p, Gregory Morrow meant to say...
>
> > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> >
> > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> > in love and that he is going to get married.
> >
> > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you
> > try and guess which one I'm going to marry
> >
> > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> > beautiful women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them
> > on the couch, after which they all chat for a while.
> >
> > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> >
> > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
> >
> > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
>
> LOL!


There's truth in this. Eye - talian men are true mama's boys, many of them
continue to live with Mama well into adulthood. That's why Eye - talian men
generally make lousy husbands, they are spoiled and coddled and thus expect
their wives to cater to their every whim...basically Eye - talian men are
just over- grown Mama's boys, whatever their age.

I've known middle - aged Eye - talian men who still take their laundry home
for momma to do, they've never learned to how to boil water because momma is
still spoon - feeding them...

--
Best
Greg

guido wrote:

> "Gregory Morrow" > ha scritto
nel
> messaggio link.net...
> ....zip...
> > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
> >
> > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
> >
>
> Soo True!


:-)

--
Best
Greg

"Gregory Morrow" > wrote

> There's truth in this. Eye - talian men are true mama's boys, many of
> them
> continue to live with Mama well into adulthood. That's why Eye - talian
> men
> generally make lousy husbands, they are spoiled and coddled and thus
> expect
> their wives to cater to their every whim...basically Eye - talian men are
> just over- grown Mama's boys, whatever their age.
>
> I've known middle - aged Eye - talian men who still take their laundry
> home
> for momma to do, they've never learned to how to boil water because momma
> is
> still spoon - feeding them...

Wow, you sure don't know the Italian men I have! (laugh)

nancy

Nancy Young wrote:

> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote
>
> > There's truth in this. Eye - talian men are true mama's boys, many of
> > them
> > continue to live with Mama well into adulthood. That's why Eye - talian
> > men
> > generally make lousy husbands, they are spoiled and coddled and thus
> > expect
> > their wives to cater to their every whim...basically Eye - talian men
are
> > just over- grown Mama's boys, whatever their age.
> >
> > I've known middle - aged Eye - talian men who still take their laundry
> > home
> > for momma to do, they've never learned to how to boil water because
momma
> > is
> > still spoon - feeding them...
>
> Wow, you sure don't know the Italian men I have! (laugh)
>


Okay then ;---p

Seriously, I've worked with Italian men who were CONSTANTLY on the phone to
Mama, you could hear the guys saying, "But Mama...!!!" all the time...I've
also known a few Italian Chicawgo cops who in time of need (divorce,
girlfriend troubles, bad hangovers...) would run back to Mama's for succor.

Very close - knit, they are :-)

--
Best
Greg

In article . net>,
says...
>
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
> > Oh pshaw, on Fri 15 Sep 2006 08:14:49p, Gregory Morrow meant to say...
> >
> > > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> > >
> > > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> > > in love and that he is going to get married.
> > >
> > > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you
> > > try and guess which one I'm going to marry
> > >
> > > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> > > beautiful women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them
> > > on the couch, after which they all chat for a while.
> > >
> > > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> > > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> > >
> > > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
> > >
> > > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
> >
> > LOL!
>
>
> There's truth in this. Eye - talian men are true mama's boys, many of them
> continue to live with Mama well into adulthood. That's why Eye - talian men
> generally make lousy husbands, they are spoiled and coddled and thus expect
> their wives to cater to their every whim...basically Eye - talian men are
> just over- grown Mama's boys, whatever their age.
>
> I've known middle - aged Eye - talian men who still take their laundry home
> for momma to do, they've never learned to how to boil water because momma is
> still spoon - feeding them...

Luckily my mom wasn't Italian. In my case, my father was and I'm the
spitting image of my father though the SO says that my mom was my saving
grace.

Interestingly in my family my maternal grandmother, aunt and my mother
were in the roasts, baked goods and candies camp, my father did the
soups, seafood, pasta, sauces, etc. No freaking wonder I love food. And
I lament the fact that my rice pie will never be as good as my now
deceased grandmothers.

Gregory Morrow said...

> THE ITALIAN MOTHER
>
> A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> in love and that he is going to get married.
>
> He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you
> try and guess which one I'm going to marry
>
> Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> beautiful women into the house, introduces them, and then settles
> them on the couch, after which they all chat for a while.
>
> He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
>
> "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
>
> The mother replies, "I don't like her."
>
> </>

One time only, I'm submitting an Italian joke I was told by an Italian
from Philly! I'm ONLY THE MESSENGER! OK?


An Italian boy reaches the age of 13 and for his birthday present his
father gives him a gun.

A few days later at dinner, the father notices his son is wearing a
bright and shiny new watch.

The father asks his son where did you get the watch? The son replies, I
traded my gun for it.

The father is flabbergasted and asks angrily, why did you trade your gun
for a watch??? The son replies I don't like guns.

Oh, great! The father replies. Let me tell you, someday when you're
married, you're gonna come home from work to greet your beautiful wife
and your gonna say Honey, I'm home. And you're not gonna get a reply.
Then you'll go go upstairs again saying Honey, I'm home and again no
reply, then you're gonna walk into the bedroom and there's your Honey in
bed with another man, and what are you gonna do then? Tell him the time??

Andy's evil twin