THE ITALIAN MOTHER

A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
in love and that he is going to get married.

He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
and guess which one I'm going to marry

Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three beautiful
women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the couch,
after which they all chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"

The mother replies, "I don't like her."

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