Hi,
I have to make a presentation to my boss and
it's nerve-racking. I'd like to have a few shorts to
calm my nerves - is ther any drink that would not make
my breath smell, considering I'll be in a small room
for about an hour. Someone said vodka and coke, but
I'm not sure about that,
thanks,
Jen

"Jennifer" > schreef in bericht
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> Hi,
> I have to make a presentation to my boss and
> it's nerve-racking. I'd like to have a few shorts to
> calm my nerves - is ther any drink that would not make
> my breath smell, considering I'll be in a small room
> for about an hour. Someone said vodka and coke, but
> I'm not sure about that,
> thanks,
> Jen

I think you're ill-advised to resort to alcohol - any type of. There's a lot
of pharmaceuticals, that are a lot safer (and non-smelling), certainly if
you take them on advice of your PD or chemist. Unless you're a habitual
user, a small dose will work very well, without harming you in any way.
Clozan, diazepam, etc. all come to mind - but some simple antihistaminica
might do the trick as well.
Joris

Jennifer wrote:

> Hi,
> I have to make a presentation to my boss and
> it's nerve-racking. I'd like to have a few shorts to
> calm my nerves - is ther any drink that would not make
> my breath smell, considering I'll be in a small room
> for about an hour. Someone said vodka and coke, but
> I'm not sure about that,

I'll tell you this right now, troll. You're an idiot, and
I'd not only not hire you, I'd find out where you are working,
and tell 'em they've got an irresponsible drunk working there,
so they'd fire your sorry lame trolling ass.

How's that for calming your nerves?
--
dgs

dgs > writes:

>Jennifer wrote:

>> Hi,
>> I have to make a presentation to my boss and
>> it's nerve-racking. I'd like to have a few shorts to
>> calm my nerves - is ther any drink that would not make
>> my breath smell, considering I'll be in a small room
>> for about an hour. Someone said vodka and coke, but
>> I'm not sure about that,

>I'll tell you this right now, troll. You're an idiot, and
>I'd not only not hire you, I'd find out where you are working,
>and tell 'em they've got an irresponsible drunk working there,
>so they'd fire your sorry lame trolling ass.

Oh come now, an decent irresponsible drunk would already have
figured out several ways to drink surreptitiously at work.



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dgs > wrote in :

> Jennifer wrote:
>
>> Hi,
>> I have to make a presentation to my boss and
>> it's nerve-racking. I'd like to have a few shorts to
>> calm my nerves - is ther any drink that would not make
>> my breath smell, considering I'll be in a small room
>> for about an hour. Someone said vodka and coke, but
>> I'm not sure about that,
>
> I'll tell you this right now, troll. You're an idiot, and
> I'd not only not hire you, I'd find out where you are working,
> and tell 'em they've got an irresponsible drunk working there,
> so they'd fire your sorry lame trolling ass.
>
> How's that for calming your nerves?

Jennifer - stop your yapping and start drinking.

dgs > wrote in :

> Jennifer wrote:
>
>> Hi,
>> I have to make a presentation to my boss and
>> it's nerve-racking. I'd like to have a few shorts to
>> calm my nerves - is ther any drink that would not make
>> my breath smell, considering I'll be in a small room
>> for about an hour. Someone said vodka and coke, but
>> I'm not sure about that,
>
> I'll tell you this right now, troll. You're an idiot, and
> I'd not only not hire you, I'd find out where you are working,
> and tell 'em they've got an irresponsible drunk working there,
> so they'd fire your sorry lame trolling ass.
>
> How's that for calming your nerves?

Jennifer - stop your yapping and start drinking.

Why not take a shot of Aftershock? It'll make your breath smell like
you just gargled some mouthwash...

On 12 Feb 2005 03:04:34 -0800, (Jennifer)
wrote:

>Hi,
>I have to make a presentation to my boss and
>it's nerve-racking. I'd like to have a few shorts to
>calm my nerves - is ther any drink that would not make
>my breath smell, considering I'll be in a small room
>for about an hour. Someone said vodka and coke, but
>I'm not sure about that,
>thanks,
>Jen


I'd go with a little heroin. It'll take the edge of and relax you.

Good luck!

Tom

On 12 Feb 2005 03:04:34 -0800, (Jennifer)
wrote:

>Hi,
>I have to make a presentation to my boss and
>it's nerve-racking. I'd like to have a few shorts to
>calm my nerves - is ther any drink that would not make
>my breath smell, considering I'll be in a small room
>for about an hour. Someone said vodka and coke, but
>I'm not sure about that,
>thanks,
>Jen


I'd go with a little heroin. It'll take the edge of and relax you.

Good luck!

Tom