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Default Farting on Bacon

Yesterday I farted and thought "I could do this on bacon!" So, I did.

The result was 10 years in prison. Im writing this from the jail cell
after I went tomen on a sandwich, and ate some mushrooms. Apparently
they were magical, but luckily the mixture of bacon taste and trash
farts made me throw up. Im not in prison.

Corolla,
Chevy

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