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In case a woman farts on the a cake, what do you expect to happen next
- will it light her farts or blow the candles with her warm wet
putrid-smelling loud fart?

Steve

The Combined Gas Law Volume and Moles (Avogadro's Law)
Partial Pressures

Combined Gas Law
P1V1 = P2V2
T1 T2

Molar Volume

At STP

16.0 g CH4
1 mole 1 mole 1mole
(STP) (STP) (STP)

V = 22.4 L V = 22.4 L V = 22.4 L

So if she farts 16 grams of methane gas, it contains a mole, which is
6.03X10^23 molecules of CH4 (603 and 23 zeros), which are equivalent
to filling a 22.4 liter(=quarts)=~600 oz. of volume.

Now, that ammount of gas is more than able to burn a cake off its
candles, or put them out. The question at stake is, which one is gonna
happen - a repetition of a fart-burning humoristic play that's bound
to turn the entire cake into a fireball, or simply putting out the
flame by anal means instead of orally?
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Steve wrote:
> In case a woman farts on the a cake, what do you expect to happen next


I would expect someone to memorialize their obsession with a website.

http://www.cakefart.com


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> Steve wrote:
>> In case a woman farts on the a cake, what do you expect to happen next

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> I would expect someone to memorialize their obsession with a website.
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Just plain wrong.


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"Duwop" > wrote in message
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> Steve wrote:
>> In case a woman farts on the a cake, what do you expect to happen next

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> I would expect someone to memorialize their obsession with a website.
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> http://www.cakefart.com
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Just plain wrong.


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> Steve wrote:
>> In case a woman farts on the a cake, what do you expect to happen next

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> I would expect someone to memorialize their obsession with a website.
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> http://www.cakefart.com
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> D
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Just plain wrong.


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