New Standard Operating Procedures for 2009 released today!
Please learn them.

BBQ RULES We are about to enter the 2009 BBQ season.
Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
activity .
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking
utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of
testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the
woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if
she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND
HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the
table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed
reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:06:02 -0500, "Nunya Bidnits"
> wrote:

>In ,
>Skindog > typed:
>> New Standard Operating Procedures for 2009 released today!
>> Please learn them.
>>
>> BBQ RULES We are about to enter the 2009 BBQ season.
>> Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of
>> this sublime outdoor cooking activity .
>> When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events
>> are put into motion: Routine...
>> (1) The woman buys the food.
>> (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
>> dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a
>> tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes
>> it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4)
>> The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone
>> where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding
>> activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
>>
>> Here comes the important part:
>> (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>> More routine...
>> (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
>> (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking
>> great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he
>> flips the meat
>>
>> Important again:
>> (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND
>> HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>> More routine...
>> (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
>> sauces, and brings them to the table.
>> (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>>
>> And most important of all:
>> (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
>> (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and,
>> upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
>> pleasing some women.
>
>Either you are single and unattached, or that was your bloody head I just
>saw on a stick next to the road into town!
>
>MartyB
>

And considering there are women grillers and bbqers present in this
ng.....

but we all have a sense of humor, mostly. <EG>


Desideria

hehehehehe.............



"Desideria" > wrote in message
...
> On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:06:02 -0500, "Nunya Bidnits"
> > wrote:
>
>>In ,
>>Skindog > typed:
>>> New Standard Operating Procedures for 2009 released today!
>>> Please learn them.
>>>
>>> BBQ RULES We are about to enter the 2009 BBQ season.
>>> Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of
>>> this sublime outdoor cooking activity .
>>> When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events
>>> are put into motion: Routine...
>>> (1) The woman buys the food.
>>> (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
>>> dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a
>>> tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes
>>> it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4)
>>> The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone
>>> where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding
>>> activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
>>>
>>> Here comes the important part:
>>> (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>>> More routine...
>>> (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
>>> (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking
>>> great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he
>>> flips the meat
>>>
>>> Important again:
>>> (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND
>>> HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>>> More routine...
>>> (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
>>> sauces, and brings them to the table.
>>> (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>>>
>>> And most important of all:
>>> (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
>>> (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and,
>>> upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
>>> pleasing some women.
>>
>>Either you are single and unattached, or that was your bloody head I just
>>saw on a stick next to the road into town!
>>
>>MartyB
>>
>
> And considering there are women grillers and bbqers present in this
> ng.....
>
> but we all have a sense of humor, mostly. <EG>
>
>
> Desideria

In article >,
Skindog > wrote:
> New Standard Operating Procedures for 2009 released today!
> Please learn them.
[snip]
So which part is new?
;-]

john

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On Jun 20, 8:17*pm, "Skindog" > wrote:
> We are about to enter the 2009 BBQ season.

About to enter? Dude, you must live in the Canuck north on the frozen
tundra. Q'in down here is done year round. You're way behind.

-frohe

Skindog wrote:
> New Standard Operating Procedures for 2009 released today!

The abridged version of this has been circulated as "Mother's Day" for a
couple decades.

-sw

On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:17:01 -0500, "Skindog"
> wrote:

>New Standard Operating Procedures for 2009 released today!
>Please learn them.
>
>BBQ RULES We are about to enter the 2009 BBQ season.
>Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
>activity .
>When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
>Routine...
>(1) The woman buys the food.
>(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
>(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking
>utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
>(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of
>testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the
>woman.
>
>Here comes the important part:
>(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>More routine...
>(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
>(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if
>she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
>
>Important again:
>(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND
>HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>More routine...
>(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the
>table.
>(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>
>And most important of all:
>(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
>(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed
>reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
>
>

Umm, you mean GRILLING RULES, right

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