Nonnymus wrote:

> Before Christians convinced them they were sinful, the native Hawaiians
> practiced free and open sex at luaus and the women were completely
> nekkid. Just leave your clothes at home- United Airlines will
> understand when you tell them you're going to a real original luau in
> Hawaii. Enjoy the raw fish, pounded roots and other great original
> things. I do recommend taking along some Texas Pete hot sauce.
>

Now THAT'S my kind of dinner! Hell, I'd probably even eat the sushi!

Not quite sure why the Pete's, but.....

"Steve Calvin" > wrote in message
...
> Nonnymus wrote:
>
>> Before Christians convinced them they were sinful, the native Hawaiians
>> practiced free and open sex at luaus and the women were completely
>> nekkid. Just leave your clothes at home- United Airlines will understand
>> when you tell them you're going to a real original luau in Hawaii. Enjoy
>> the raw fish, pounded roots and other great original things. I do
>> recommend taking along some Texas Pete hot sauce.
>>
>
> Now THAT'S my kind of dinner! Hell, I'd probably even eat the sushi!
>
> Not quite sure why the Pete's, but.....

It's to numb the pain after gettin' your root pounded into a kiave bush.
Kiave was planted all over the islands by Christians in the hopes of forcing
the natives to wear clothes and shoes.
It's called mesquite in Texas.

I've had sandspurs in my asscrack and I would think they're preferable to
kiave thorns in the groin.


TFM®