Hows about "Return the glass or the next one's up your a$s"




hap wrote:
> I've been wanting to put a snappy little small font caption on the
> bottom of my wine labels as a friendly reminder for folks to return
> the bottles. I get most bottles back, but though I'd give this a
> try. Looking for a snappy little saying. Maybe someone can help.
> Heres what I come up with so far. Feel free to use if you like.
>
> Enjoy this homeade wine but remember the glass is mine.
> Make the good times last then return the glass.
> Pop the cork and rev the throttle, don't forget to return the bottle.
> Drink it up and have some fun, gimme the bottle when your done.
> Pop the cork and kiss your mother, return the bottle if you want
> another.
>