The whole animal thing is the fault of Scots abroad.
The thing is to see how far you get in the story before your audiences
stops believing you.

The lesser spotted anti-clockwise haggis generally does that. Is such fun.

Did you know that a traditional haggis is illegal in the states as the
FDA banned the lights (lungs) being used as an ingredient years ago amid
fears of TB spreading to humans. People smuggle them in for Burn's night
apparently.

Is very tasty as a stuffing in turkey at Christmas.

Alison wrote:
> This is a wonder all over the world. Some people even think it is an animal !!
>
> Very traditional.