Wayne, There is no "Holsted St." in Chicago.
There is a a "Halsted St." though.

One evening I was eating at a mexican restaurant on Halsted St near
Maxwell St. in Chicago, and the drunken ******* cook of the restaurant
hit my new Jeep Cherokee. The had the freakin nerve to call the Cops on
Me while I was eating!

One of those little regrets in life, where I wished I would've parted
his head that night with a Louisville Slugger Hank Aaron Model. Mark