"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>
>> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > In article >,
>> > "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>> >
>> >> "Koko" > wrote in message
>> >> ...
>> >> >
>> >> > One of the Jam's Barb gave me is the Peach Raspberry.
>> >>
>> >> The jam's what? What does the jam possess?
>> >
>> > Better behavior than you, Joe. Play nice! "-)
>> > -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
>>
>>
>> No can do, mother superior. I'm getting really tired of linguistic
>> pornography. People who don't know how to use an apostrophe should be
>> thrown
>> in a pond full of alligators.
>
> I know, I know. <sigh> I remark about those myself sometimes. It's a
> curse. It's just that I know Koko's interest in good language skills
> and I figure it was a momentary brain fart. You didn't pounce on
> Laura\(wow\)'s misses in her Dinner offering (1:31 p.m. today). Does
> that mean you're sweet on Koko? "-) Or are you just a little peevish
> today?
>
> (And who are you going to get to stand in a pond full of alligators so
> they can throw the apostrophic (I made that up) offenders? Oh, wait ‹
> I'll bet you meant they should be thrown inTO a pond full of alligators.
> Pfffthhggbbttt!)
> -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ

How's the wine, your grace? :-)