dtwright37 wrote:
> Jack Tyler wrote:
> > Not to offend those who don't celebrate Christmas, but I want to wish
> > all of those who do a very Merry Christmas before you escape for the
> > holidays:
> >
> Thanks, Jack, for that. I'm someone who celebrates the solstice, and I
> enjoy thinking about all the people of all the religions and traditions
> who welcome the return of the light.
>
> David

I've posted these following carols in two other groups and don't want
to neglect my favorite group. Again, Merry Christmas to all:

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE "DISTURBED":

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10.
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle ......

Posted by:
(but not written by) Jack