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Default Sommelier necklace?

Seth Goodman wrote:
> In article >, on Fri,
> 13 Oct 2006 18:54:22 GMT, The Bubbo wrote:
>
>> Nancy Young wrote:
>> > What is that big medallion you see on wine stewards?

>>
>> tracking device.
>> They can try to escape but they won't be gone long. It's a little known

secret
>> that sommeliers are indentured servants, previously midgets, now stretched

to
>> full height using magic and common kitchen ladles. In exchange for this new
>> found lengthiness they owe their waking hours to their evil restauranteur
>> overlords.
>>
>> People will try to tell you it has something to do with position or

knowledge,
>> but I know better and I'm on a crusade to get the word out.

>
>
> I like your explanation better than mine! ;-)
>


people will always prefer the truth!!

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