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Default Sommelier necklace?

Nancy Young wrote:
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> "The Bubbo" > wrote
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>> Nancy Young wrote:
>>> What is that big medallion you see on wine stewards?

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>> tracking device.
>> They can try to escape but they won't be gone long. It's a little known
>> secret
>> that sommeliers are indentured servants, previously midgets, now stretched
>> to
>> full height using magic and common kitchen ladles. In exchange for this
>> new
>> found lengthiness they owe their waking hours to their evil restauranteur
>> overlords.

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> I had *no* idea!!! Thanks!
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> nancy
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>


most people don't.
It's a strange world we're living in, Nancy, a mighty strange world.

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