On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:38:11 GMT, Yeff > wrote:

>On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:11:32 -0500, Lou Decruss wrote:
>
>>>Just occurred to me I haven't posted anything OT in a month.
>>
>> That's pretty cool. Did you have to attend meetings for that? Do you
>> get a coin like other 12 step programs?
>
>"Hi, my name is Jill and I'm a recovering off-topic poster."
>
> "Hi, Jill!"
>
>"It's been one month since I posted an off-topic comment to Usenet which,
>by-the-way, is taking entirely too much time away from my book-reading
>time. Speaking of books, has anyone read the new John Grisham yet? I
>haven't but since all of his books are about lawyers I seldom read them
>anyway. I used to date a lawyer. He was more interested in his firm than
>me so we broke up. I thought about starting a support group for people
>just getting out of a bad relationship but I didn't know where I could hold
>the meetings. Maybe the church? I'm really looking for a new church since
>the one I'm currently attending has too many busy-bodies in it. Nothing
>but gossiping and people asking you about your personal business. I hate
>gossips except for my mom; she always has the latest on my neighbors
>daughter. She told her parents she was raped and got pregnant but in
>reality she's just a slut. I hate sluts. When I was in high school..."

Now I need a new keyboard.

Lou