Glorfindel wrote:
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>> Ro 13:14 - But put ye on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make not provision
>> for the flesh, to fulfil the lusts thereof.
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> I hear there's a company that's making teeny-tiny chastity belts for
> cockatiels now. Gotta watch out for those lustful little birds...

See hehttp://www.flightquarters.com/Gallery/flightsuits/pied1


Of course, they do like cold showers, as long as the water
> isn't *too* cold. Anybody tried mixing saltpeter in with the Zoopreem
> pellets? Or possibly tying the little guys' ankles together -- does
> tend to make 'em fall over when trying to perch, 'though....
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> Oh -- and make sure they're not hiding any 'tiel porn under the paper
> on the bottom of the cage. Petco ads really turn 'em on, I hear.
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