> wrote in message
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> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart.
> Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do
> next?
>
> Mrs. Goulder

UBI: In a book about Maria von Trapp (yes, the Sound of Music's Maria von
Trapp), after her husband died she went on a missionary trip in the South
Pacific. She met with a group of women from a tribe that practiced
cannibalism. When asked the 'best part' to eat of 'long pig', she was told
the inner part of the upper arm is the most tender and succulent. Just
thought you might like to know this.
-ginny