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Default How to cook a human
On Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:35:46 -0500, wrote:

>I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart.
>Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do
>next?
>
>Mrs. Goulder


Go to your closed gargae, start your car and suck on the tailpipe and,
by doing so, trim the gene pool.


jim

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