Nomen Nescio > wrote:
>>> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his
>>> heart. Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart.
>>> What do I do next?

Someone else replied:
>>Treat as pork, that's why we're
>>called long pigs.

No, no, no, no, no!

Humans should be boiled alive. Otherwise, they release a substance
that, while not toxic, at least makes the flesh unpalatable.


Mark Edwards
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