don't worry... i'm a vegetarian who wears animal skins.

but that's the indian in me.



my beliefs came from my great grandparents.. never eat the meat.. but
if you find the skins tribute to the animal and wear it as if your
own..

something about spirit blah blah animal sacrafise warmth winter blah
blah.

?


i drive the vegans up the wall.

especially when i catch them "vegans" eating candies and drinking
alcohol.

haw haw.







Monkkey's Unkle wrote:
> Hi, gang,
>
> I have a problem. I need to know what kind of veg* I am.
>
> First, let me tell you what I am not.
>
> I am NOT a vegan. However, my diet is very similar to a vegan's. From
> what I have read about vegans and from the vegans I've met, they are a
> bunch of people whose only reason to be any kind of veg* is out of a
> zealous animal rights fanaticism. I've been told that if you are not inot
> animal rights you are not a vegan. Furthermore, it seems that, to be a
> vegan, you must have the conviction that you must coerce the rest of the
> world into accepting your position. Count me out on both of those points!
> -- And, please, do not call me a vegan. By the way, one look at my old
> (and rather beat up) leather belt will tell you I am not a vegan.
>
> I am not an ovo-lacto-vegetarian because I do not do either eggs or dairy.
> Of course, that means that I am lacto-vegetarian or an ovo-vegetarian,
> either.
>
> If you are not an ovo-lacto-vegetarian (which means vegetables plus eggs
> and milk) or an ovo-vegetarian (which means vegetables plus eggs) or a
> lacto-vegetarian (which means vegetables plus dairy), then you would think
> that you would be a vegetarian (meaning vegetables plus nothing). Not so,
> apparently, for it would seem that the ovo-lacto-vegetarians have coopted
> the name "vegetarian" for themselves. A while back, I was in a restaurant
> that had "vegetarian black beans" on the menu. To my horror, it was
> smothered with cheese. I won't make that mistake again, though it still
> gets my goat that the ovo-lacto-vegetarians have coopted the name
> vegetarian when they have a name of their own (ovo-lacto-vegetarian).
>
> Well, what about "strict vegetarian"? It seems, though, that vegans (who
> already use the name vegan) want to coopt the name "strict vegetarian" as
> well.
>
> Now, all I eat are products of vegetation. However, since I am not any
> kind of animal rights fanatic, I am not a vegan (or, apparently, even a
> "strict vegetarian") and since I do not eat either unborn poultry or dairy
> products I am not an ovo-lacto-vegetarian (or even, it would seem, a
> "vegetarian"). So what am I?
>
> Sometimes I just feel like calling myself a herbivore, but someone has
> probably coopted that name as well.
>
> --
> Your friendly, neighborhood Monkkey's Unkle