"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
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> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote
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>> "Nancy Young" > wrote
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>>> A Nice Woman looking for *Men* is not likely looking for a real date.
>>> Especially one named Jessica Jizz.
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>> Hey....you can only read so much into a name. Maybe her last name's
>> really Jizz. :-)
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> (laugh) And maybe she really is a woman!
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>> There *are* some interesting people out there, though. Another lunch
>> date - we'd just sat down and I took 2 aspirin from my briefcase and
>> swallowed them. Told the lady it had been a rough morning and I had a
>> headache. I swear - she just says "Hey - a cocktail and blowjob would fix
>> that. My husband's not home till tomorrow". We finished lunch and I
>> wished her luck in her quest. Talk about ruining the courtship
>> ritual....damn. And, I like shooting handguns, but not being the target
>> of someone else's.
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> I can only wonder how that lunch 'date' came about.

From a dating site, as mentioned before. Never again. Another woman showed
up smelling like she jumped in a hot tub full of the perfume that used to
come with Barbie dolls in the 1950s. Gag me.