"Old Mother Ashby" > wrote in message
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> * FEMALE POEM*
> I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
> One who loves to listen all day long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I want him to be gainfully employed,
> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
> And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> I want this man to love me to no end,
> And forever be my very best friend.
>
> * MALE POEM*
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
> With huge boobs
>
> who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat.
> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly!
MJ