In an unlikely turn of events the late Pamela Parsons or
"Patches" as her not so close friends called her, has committed
suicide. Investigators say the note though mostly ramblings about a
person known only as "James"; did mention torment and ridicule by
her online friends to be the breaking point of her fragile state of
mind. Patches, being a 500 pound shut in for the last six years of her
life became addicted to the internet to coincide with her addiction
with pizzas. In 2002 she became an avid poster in many forums but
alt.food.cooking was said to be her favorite. She is survived by her
cat "Pepperoni" and her gold fish "Beer batter" .