Joke Du Jour, The Bronze Rat
In article >,
"Lefty" > wrote:
> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
> >
> > > > "Ah ha", says the owner, "you have come back for the story?"
> > > >
> > > > "No", says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze
> > > > Politician or Lawyer..."
> > >
> >
> I would expect that the lawyers and politicians would qualify as rats and
> drown along with the others. Maybe you'd need a "Rats, esq." one.
<smiles>
I actually changed the punchline a bit...
The original e-mail was a bit more racist on line with current politics,
but I felt that this would be funnier and would be less likely to offend
anyone. ;-) It came to me as "Democrats or Muslims".
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Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
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